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four years since I met the little orange giant who would save and shape my life. I love you forever, Milkman—you’re the best thing I’ve ever gotched!!!

art skill progress report on the eve of turning another year older: getting better and having fun!!!

I know all those people who want to use science to save their own lives would be better served by going on some reality show where they are bullied into starving themselves so she can get richer. But there’s only so many slots!!!! What a piece of absolute human garbage. Eat shit.

every time Jillian Michaels opens her mouth to shame people who use weight-loss drugs, I wonder if she cut open her OWN face to make all those revisions? If she sews all that fake hair onto her own head? not sure if hell is real, but I cannot WAIT to see her there!!!!!!!!!!

hi, friends. love you!

well, you guy. I been piloting my Helencopter and sometime’s I fall aslep in the conkpit. Milkma’n always comes back to You, I promise though!!!

@apbusch I personally can’t think of anything much less losery than being faced with the great challenge of being true to yourself. And then stepping into it. It’s like the starting point of every great story in history!

I was looking through some older photos and saw this one from three years ago. Who’s that loser?

Well, I mean, I guess I have to

The toughest part of being the anxious, disassociated one at the family function is, perhaps surprisingly, the sweat. Showered this morning and just never got dry. 🤷

I feel like @pants lives inside my head.

I’ll always trust celine song especially after she came up with this line

two years since I lost my northern star. love you forever, mama!

The cat that started my cat obsession and the pokemon who started my pokemon obsession. Finally spotted together in one place! Wailmer and nephew Scooter. 🥲

babies!

We are trying! Learning new things. Missing you terribly. Making mediocre art. Always moving. Often floundering. I love you!!!

Every, every, every moment. Happy Birthday, mama! 🎈

This perfect little baby (and his two stinky dog brothers) is temporarily in my charge, and I am trying soooo hard not to bond to him completely every time I go visit. He talks nonstop and rams his head into you to demand more belly rubs. Blizzard, you are an 11/10 I love you!!!

Leif! The tailor shop! Pleeeeease. 😩

@Bimbim_cat I could watch this for hours!

The yard is mowed, the house is clean, every bit of laundry is done—I know you don't earn a cookie for functioning like a normal human adult, but when you struggle to get yourself upright and out the door, you gotta savor any reason to celebrate! 🎉 🥳