truck

@MarkJCarney nobody wants this mark.

It’s time to build.

@hydmasti dancing around with a duffle kinda communicates “i’m already omw out of here i dont care” not necessarily a conscious thing but he’s actively sabotaging his stage presence

Why is the Rolling Loud crowd so dead for fakemink 💔

maybe starting to look a bit old for the school uniform theme tho

its annoying yung lean went triple platinum on linkedin but the song is fine enough and the video is fantastic. buzzcut guy right in front of lean stole the show imo

am i going insane y'all see it too right

@bennyymann bennyboy bennyman

i was definitely Dash when i was a kid but now im older im Mr incredible

@bennyymann @earth2wyatt cactus vs earls igloo civil war 2020 (EP)

I accidentally dressed like peter griffin to wyatt's funeral.

Swagger on a 100 thousand trillion

@BarryRoland19 Womp womp get a job

2022 Tenant: toilets broken Me: I'll send a plumber over right away! Any other issues? Tenant: no 2023 Tenant: sink is backing up Me: I'll send a plumber over right away! Any other issues? Tenant: no 2024 Tenant: water in bath not draining fast Me: I'll send a plumber over right away! Any other issues? Tenant: No 2025-2026: Tenant: Dear Barry, I am writing to formally notify you of a serious mold problem in the bathroom my of unit at 1234 Figueroa St, which requires your immediate attention. The ongoing presence of mold has created unsafe and unhealthy living conditions for my family and me. Members of my family are currently experiencing health symptoms consistent with mold exposure. As you are aware, landlords are legally required to maintain rental units in habitable condition, and the current condition of the bathroom fails to meet basic habitability standards. I hope this matter can be resolved quickly and professionally. I expect your prompt response. Sincerely, Jimmy

mean girls

Lost 700 straight games of rock, paper, scissors because everyone know which one I’m about 🤑🤑🤑

for the crabs it is like living on music planet.. ❤️

I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.

told her dumbass we geek hard

tidal rewind said i only listened to Future this year

“i am the best welder on twitter”

people always ask me: “when you stand nude and fully erect in the front window of your house, is that NIMBY or YIMBY?” I simply shake my head and laugh. every act of hospitality (from the Latin hostis: enemy, stranger) contains a trace of the antagonism it would seek to banish

This is how Australians look to me