Conrad Keely

Oblivion Night - 6x6” acrylic on canvas magnet Found these cool magnet canvases yesterday. Thought to myself, what would be an interesting image to put on a fridge? Currently for sale $500. Otherwise I’ll keep it. #art #acrylic #horror #fire #canvas #magnet

We’re having an art show. I can’t think of any other use for this twitter account.

Is this not absurd we’ve gotten to a point in history where we have to spell check our ducking spell check?

New John Wick 4 movie is a stunningly beautiful ballet of violence. Why can’t we have musicals like that instead of La La Land?

Hail Satan

New painting instagram.com/p/CoDc4ibJaad/…

@Schirmel3 Actually I hope Russia wins the war. By overthrowing Putin and making peace and restitution

@conradkeely Dear Conrad, happy New Year and all the best to you!! Was a Perfect Concert in Cologne and a Great New Album. May Russia Soon lose the war, Prost 🥂

My favorite Christmas album is Mozart’s Requiem. I like the part where he dies at the end.

Fentanyl is like wheat gluten. The other half of the population start to complain when it’s taken out.

What does black coffee and Eric Clapton have in common? They both suck without cream.

Someone sent me a joke about blackout warnings in our area but the link just went to a picture of a guys penis. I was so happy because I hate being without power.

Someone needs to generate some fake news about how this cold weather front was generated by Russian military and see how many people believe it

I don’t ever want to watch someone making a cat dance for a video ever again. Unless it’s a waltz.

Hey Elon! You’re a moron. FYI.

Just posted a photo @ Austin, Texas instagram.com/p/Cly8BbHpsp1/…

Just making some music on the tour bus. patreon.com/posts/irig-pro…

Good people of Europe and UK. We love you, but: your clothes dryers are hopelessly awful. If you had any idea how dryers ought to work, you’d realize these things they sold you with your washing machines are not dryers, but dampeners. You’ve been duped, robbed, lied to.

My mom says I’ve been feeling more anxious and depressed lately because of the planet Mercury... Who gives a fuck about Mercury???