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@coolunkle

anything i say here is banter. just jokes. nothing serious.

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cally@coolunkle·20 Ara

nwananga, xikwembo xi kona

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Fatso 98 | Mpyatona@Fatso_Mpyatona·1d

Just did the math. I can’t afford to have a child in the next 10 years and 6 lifetimes.

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m ✰@mar3uss·5h

Then is crazy he tore lmfaoooooooo

E🎀@EMuthubi

Ride cancelled, he’s rude🤚🏾🤚🏾

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Uncle Ruckus@Emarged·16h

“I would’ve found you anyway”

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𓆛@notkeithwhitley

Told my boyfriend that i’m glad our jobs led to us meeting one another and his reply was “I would’ve found you anyway”

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!@grey990s·23h

???

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cally@coolunkle·2h

@notthatcrazyfr Ashe Ashe

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𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾@notthatcrazyfr·22h

you don't get it, you the birthday invite

marcel🙃@uyioghosaaaa

“you the birthday” what does that even mean

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Le Super.@Mmakgosidarling·15h

My favourite beast is me when I realise ong tlwaela masepa.

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CHA$E@jehovahsflyest·3d

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

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thaaaamie@tthamie__·4d

Ngifuna ukuzithulela nje for 39 weeks

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𝕯eon@chiplichipli2k·2d

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

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Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss·3d

I love taking accountability because yes, I did say that and let me tell you why I did

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.@southernsiren__·3d

#learned

ᔕᗯ@She114r

There is no universe where the person who dysregulates your nervous system is the love of your life

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Kush@kush_147·2d

Manipulating the manipulator by acting manipulated is literally my favourite thing to do

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alex@xanderrboiii·3d

Linking up with a guy with a foot fetish just so i can get a foot massage

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Reefcity@reefcity_·3d

“Are you still coming baby?” Me:

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cally@coolunkle·2d

insects bit me at home now i have red marks on my neck 😤

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Ki@Kitranada·3d

Me when the DJ goes on a hot streak of playing my shit

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bum@BattleRapBum·2d

“babe you get them tickets yet?”

Princess LIL BIT 💫@thatgirlmulaa

If you Bring yo n!gga on a girls trip we finna fck him

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vhoydiana@kith3r·2d

@MohJayyy1 Then why is Offset in Hospital 💔

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Invis🧜‍♀️@invis4yo·3d

When your whole family questions your decisions, but your little niece says to you: “When I grow up, I want to be like you”

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spam@entryno17·3d

Once you start using random hashtags in sentences you #cantstop

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