corinne

never met a mental breakdown this couldnt handle

getting back, as they say in the business, "into it"

i feel big, ugly, nasty, and anxious. i feel transgender. i feel free.

working hard on my risographed zine about being a little gay boy trapped in a trans lesbians body

I need someone to follow me around with a video camera all day so I can see what I look like

"foveons are bad in low light" skill issue

using flash for the first time in my life lately...enjoying...

girl whos getting bottom surgery as a consolation prize for her insurance not covering ffs

last night i received what i believe to be an extraterrestrial psionic communication from a realm beyond our understanding, the only intelligible words of which were "jack off"

sun. rust. bible. beer. long ago the four belts lived together in harmony

i never shave my six mustache hairs cuz i kinda like them but im a girl so im not interrogating that rn

@apologetits stone cold masterpiece

This shot changed my life it's so fucking funny

@apologetits insurance changed their mind so they shaved it back down ☹️

@busmoder Show nose babe

breaking my twitter silence to announce that i aided and abetted tboy wrestling embezzlement to pay for a reverse nose job to make it bigger. and im very sorry

I think they should make a candy version of tums with none of the antacid effects and all of the delicious chalky flavor

@50005rpm idk what tuck is

i’ve started being kind of flattered when people give a really obvious up-and-down cuz like. you had to check

@apologetits [first sentence] as a big fan of gay openings,

emailed the gay sauna about their job opening

if i had a nickel for every time i had to remind my boss of the word "thermoplastic" in a client meeting i'd have two nickels

seattle light rail is great but the stations are some of the most aesthetically cursed places ive ever experienced. standing alone in silence in front of the possessed LED screens at symphony is earnestly bone chilling