slime ally🫟

i was hungry so i ate food and my intestines are deciding if they will accept this fact

belatedly realizing the super slay skirt i passed on getting bc i would never wear it was perfect for a friend and i lost out on a perfect thrift gift……

@smorgys yay 💕

my problem is i still talk in vine references and think it’s normal

my mango is to blow up and then act like i don’t know nobody

@darylhighwind But obviously pariston would be the mango (main goal)

@darylhighwind been thinking about it and i think piyon would be my ideal pull if not secret cheadle

?!

@darylhighwind @NeroGigilover Clook is just a chicken i think

@NeroGigilover I looked it up, Cheadle and the peacock (?) girl are the secret ones

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@darylhighwind YEAH WHAT THE HECK

@cryptipurple Urahara and Ururu too

every character in bleach is a girl dad

@darylhighwind woah

t4t. torontonian for torontonian

we got kenpachi adopting his daughter Whatever mayuri has going on w his Isshin has two daughters he clearly likes more than ichigo LMAOOOOO

this was me making a sweeping generalization to be funny but. Many girl dads!!!

why is there actually, legitimately, discourse around reading speed right now “8 hours to read a book is slow” “you should be able to read a book in 3-5 hours” bro we are in a literacy CRISIS, i do not care how fast or slow you read a book, just pick one up and read it

@darylhighwind well that just sounds like mayuri then

@cryptipurple He uh Kinda has a daughter though Exactly what she is is complicated

@cryptipurple because I remembered earlier...Ging's VA is in Bleach 🤭

@darylhighwind WELL I MEAN IF HES LONELY

@cryptipurple That wasn't my intention but if you insist 👀

kurapika like ive figured out theres worse scum in this world than even the likes of you so you’re just small potatoes to me now

they literally both would be so pissed off but phinks is already shown to be able to hold back on killing someone he wants to if he’s gotta u__u and same w kurapika tbh the ideal situation would be kurapika flexing that he dgaf anymore about the troupe

phinks and kurapika having the same birthday (cynthia eviro wiggling long fake nails over her shaved head) what if they had to work together and get along lmao