Chris Shadforth

@MichaelHWood Very much so

Is anyone else getting social anxiety about the easing of lockdown? I’ve always been a sort of recluse-in-waiting, but I’m genuinely nervous about crowds and groups again.

@brumandbeyond Absolute drivel is what it was...5 hours of my life I'm not getting back

Behind her eyes. I’m traumatised! WTH was that show?!!! 😱😂

@GiuliaCrouch You have always been cool, orange wine or not

Drinking orange wine means I'm cool. I don't make the rules

Unpopular opinion: sourdough bread is vile...it's tough even when fresh, even tougher after about half a day and goes rock hard when toasted...

@brumandbeyond Totally agree

Tinder/bumble/hinge et al really are the worst 😂 I really miss just being out and naturally talking to people. Such boring ass conversations and the constant asking of how I’m doing. It’s a PANDEMIC, what do you think, XYZ? 😂 Fgs, kill me now 🤦🏽‍♀️🙈

@lilstix @juliemac1000 Bin it and order take away is best plan

@juliemac1000 Hmmmmm...smother it in soy sauce, fish sauce or spatter it with chinese 5 spice....alternatively bin it 🤔😆

I have tofu. How do I make it taste Thai or Chinese?

Unpopular opinion: snow kinda sucks #UnpopularOpinion

@rebekkarnold What an absolute c#@t

As a white woman and on behalf of all white people, drop dead, we don’t claim you.

@GiuliaCrouch Amazing

One for the pasta fans out there

@LouisLeeson @weareherecoffee immediately springs to mind

@rebekkarnold Honesty

What is your favourite feature in a man/woman?

If your friends ever ask you to give "mates rates" on somethine you value, tell them that "mates rates" is full price because they should be good enough friends to support the shit you're doing if they want it at all.

@SJ_Watson The God of Small Things (Arundhati Roy)

Ok, it’s Friday, let’s ask the big question. What is the one book you’d recommended people should read, the one book the brilliance of which eclipses all others?

@WaddesdonManor Gotta be a coffee machine

You can find this object in our new online exhibition, but does anyone know what it is? HINT: The majority of us couldn't live without one of these today… Give us your best guesses below! #GuessTheObject

@BrokenByWar Haven't put mine up yet

@daytimesnaps Surely all ways?

@jezpswift @PKstig @DowntonAbbey @Carmichelle @hughbon @ElizabethMcGov @JoFroggatt @brendancoyle99 Sprat was one of the characters in the show that made it such a joy to watch...

Passing the pandemic with second viewing of @DowntonAbbey with @Carmichelle @hughbon @ElizabethMcGov @JoFroggatt @brendancoyle99, and always get a laugh from @jezpswift playing Spratt, who always looks like something’s wrong with the oven.

@rebekkarnold I'm a leicester fan and can't stand him

How unlikeable is James Maddison though? 😂

@raechel_kelly Terrible isn't it...

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@rebekkarnold @SkyNews Needs to be stricter...curfews and time slots for exercise and shopping

@SkyNews We’re never getting out of this weak fucking lockdown, I hate it here so much.

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