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darkcomedy
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MMA/UFC All views are my own and do not represent anyone or anything its my opinion
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@jgoodliffe_ @PolitlcsUK Many stations full of staff who cannot legally put their hands on passengers that don’t pay. So putting bigger barriers in place to make it harder is the simple fix
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@PolitlcsUK Of course they chose the passive option to avoid having any staff to deal with the problem. And why am I surprised it’s Chiltern railways who have a terrible service anyway with dilapidated trains and the most expensive services in the country that don’t run on time
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@fs3indy @TRHLofficial The founding members of the band are Scottish. We know this song
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BREAKING: A boy has been taken to hospital with serious injuries and a man arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a toddler ended up in a crocodile enclosure in Huntingdonshire.
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On the @ScotRail 1033 train from Edinburgh to Inverness, packed with tourists & holidaymakers, and full of lost souls wandering the train in search of sustenance. A 3 hr plus intercity journey with no catering at all is just not acceptable, Scotrail - why can’t you sort this?
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@JonnyBones Snort a fat line of coke and drag your balls along a stretch of broken glass
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@britmatters Smash the fucking doors off his head and legs and take fucking control!!!
Never seen a dirty rat been treated with so much fucking respect!!!!
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Man Charged With Assaulting Woman, Child & Police Officers In Scotland.
A 25-year-old man whose name has not been released has been charged after a shocking early morning rampage in a peaceful Scottish suburb, where he terrorised a woman and a young child before turning his fury on police officers.
The disturbing incident took place around 9am on Monday, June 15, on Braeside Drive in Barrhead, East Renfrewshire, as families were beginning their day.
Police rushed to the scene after frantic reports of a man running wildly through the traffic, darting between cars and trying to get into vehicles in what witnesses described as completely erratic and frightening behaviour.
Footage circulating on social media shows the chaotic aftermath, with the suspect pinned to the ground by several uniformed officers in a violent struggle. He was eventually fitted with a spit mask amid continued resistance before being bundled into the back of a police van.
Multiple patrol vehicles with flashing blue lights swarmed the area, turning the normally quiet neighbourhood into a scene reminiscent of a major incident.
It is understood the man allegedly assaulted both a woman and a child during his frenzied outburst, before launching attacks on the responding officers.
A Police Scotland spokesperson confirmed: "Around 9am on Monday, 15 June, 2026, officers received a report of a disturbance on Braeside Drive, Barrhead. A 25-year-old man has been arrested and charged in connection and is due to appear at Paisley Sheriff Court on Tuesday, June 16, 2026."
No updates have yet been released on the condition of the woman, child, or injured officers.
The suspect's identity is being withheld at this stage.
#UKNews #CrimeNews #Scotland
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37 year old American fighter
Never been an undisputed champion
Final shot at glory
6 to 1 underdog
Going up against a seemingly unsolveable puzzle, an undefeated legend in the making
Walks out from the Oval Office of the White House after reading the Declaration of Independence to a Johnny Cash cover being played by the US Marine Corps band
It was written in the stars
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Justin Gaethje was literally in the Oval Office before his fight, looking at the actual Declaration of Independence.
Then he walked out as a 6-to-1 underdog and beat the piss out of his opponent to win the first undisputed championship of his career.
I genuinely don't care what your politics are. That's one of the coolest sequences of events I've ever seen in sports.
Am I really supposed to think this isn't awesome because people decided to make it political?
UFC on TNT Sports@ufcontnt
Justin Gaethje's EPIC White House walkout 🇺🇸 #UFCWhiteHouse
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@GavinWa72868779 @iamonabeach @ScotRail @patwh Granted they are never advertised as we stopped advertising after Covid but I assure you staff go on the shuttles when the lines to ABD/INV are fully covered or closed for whatever reason.
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Visit to Inverness by train last few days. No trolley either way, trains full of tourists, looking for coffee on >3hr journeys. Seriously @ScotRail??
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@GavinWa72868779 @iamonabeach @ScotRail @patwh Ok gavin👍🏻 open your fucking eyes then cause you’ll see trolleys
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Lucky not everyone is sleeping on Tom.
He would destroy the clown😅
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄@anactualwalnut
It took him 2 rounds to beat a washed unathletic 300lb dude who just rolls around like a rotisserie chicken on the ground and strikes like he has cinder blocks on his wrists. But okay
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@GavinWa72868779 @iamonabeach @ScotRail @patwh You’ve clearly not been on a train in the last year then….
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@iamonabeach @darkcomedy1471 @ScotRail @patwh There are no trolley services on Edinburgh to Glasgow trains. This has been the case for many years.
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