De Great Uchematic

Whenever you see me looking good, just know God got me, I don't have money

@nikitabier Thank you for giving me a listening ear

I want to show my appreciation for the X engineering team & everything they do to keep this site online They inherited many decisions & face challenges that constantly evolve X is not always perfect—but they punch above their weight & work tirelessly to protect our town square

@ChukwuebukaEny1 No

Have I followed you

@LmaoTato True

Everyone has followed me except you

@gmltony Which kind country be this bikonu? 😂

Policemen seen doing okada business in Lagos.

Man pass man.

@jon_d_doe Nobody will even try am 😅 Not when you're still here

And just so you know... There will never be another "Àgbà John Doe" on X or social media. I have taken that spot for life. If you try to be like me, people would remind you that you're copying me. If you steal my teachings to claim that they're yours, they'll catch you. End.

To be "Àgbà John Doe" dey sweet sha. I can say whatever I want to say. I can ask the most uncomfortable questions. I get very deep & sometimes weird DMs. I am just myself. I don't seek for validation, & I don't care if you hate me or like me. And I am making money. End.

@abazwhyllzz We're not done in the transfer window yet buddy 🤍😀 And get ready we're winning everything next season. The special one is back

They won’t happen stop Barca from winning la liga next season

@jon_d_doe That last line is the joy of everything. I will be like you one day sir

Cucurella yesterday: Yeah, I’ve spoken with Xabi Alonso and he inspired a lot of confidence in me. Today: “Cucurella to Real Madrid here we go”

Xabi Alonso -> Jose Mourinho Trent -> Dumfries Huijsen -> Konate Alvaro -> Cucurella Mastantuono -> Bernardo Silva They’ve replaced every single one of their transfers from last summer already. One of the worst transfer windows in history😭😭😭

@CrewsMat10 Trent is still a starter

@Tunnykvng Nobody can rejects when the greatest club in the world came calling 🤍😀👍

@PoojaMedia Alonso is a great coach that knows what he wants I believe they will do another signing to replace him

Cucurella to Real Madrid? Wow Not a good start for Alonso. Chelsea fans should be worried

@the_Lawrenz Calm down he already left so wether he's a great defender or not it doesn't matter now 😀🤍

Apart from inverting the wing, what else was Cucurella good at? He wasn’t a great left back. Marcos Alonso was even better at striking the ball. Chilwell had more impact, if only Chilwell stayed injury free, we’d have never signed Cucurella.

@Varticoo I think it's just because they're the defending champions nothing much

Why does the Argentine squad have so much aura?

@FabrizioRomano Yamal seeing Cucurella next season in Real Madrid jersey 😀

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO! Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow. Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

@Pro_Shimon Sure 👍

@deGrt_uchematic First time seeing your tweet. Hope it's the beginning of an unending engagement

Are you engaging with other people's posts? It takes two to tango.