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tuiter jangan serius serius deh kak nanti sakit hati

Besides Orochimaru, Jiraiya has the strangest arsenal of ninjutsu.

Itachi: *sacrifices everything for the village* Sasuke: “Ima blow up the village” Itachi from above:

Safety 0/10 - Fun 11/10 😂

Cats are demons

Son: I had sex for the first time today. Dad: how does that feel? Son: so good, my butt hurts. Dad:

😭

When a mouse appears in the house:

Class: the answer is 10 Me: no it’s 27 “Class laughs” Teacher: he’s correct. Me:

There's 2 types of gamers:

semangat bang naruto

Mom : can you open the gate Me:

Found this in the wild

Boss: what do you like most at work? Me: your absence. Boss:

The real reason flies are so hard to kill

Me: I will not pay the bill Waiter: why not? You ordered 42 coffee's Me: I said 4 tea, 2 coffees. Waiter:

@s0meonepeeps wkwk semangat kak

@dev1lhunt siklus ku pagi ini 😣

ngopi mules ngga ngopi ngantuk bgt

Doctor: we had an appointment yesterday, why didn't you come ? Me: I was sick Doctor:

Untung gak sampe panggil damkar 😂

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

GOAT