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Dwayne
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> work at Dell > mass email lands > subject line: "Exciting Update on Our Future Together" > whenever HR says exciting someone's getting fired > it's 11,000 of them > they call it "disciplined cost management" > HR lady hands you a severance folder with a straight face > $51,727 > they rehearsed this > she definitely practiced the sad eyes in a mirror > 11,000 people times $51k > $569 MILLION to make you all go away > you could build a small country with that > or just keep employing them but that doesn't make the shareholders horny > CEO posts on LinkedIn 14 minutes later > "the hardest decision I've ever had to make" > posted from Starlink on his boat in the Adriatic > 47 comments saying "brave leadership" > brave??? he fired people from the ocean > stock jumps 4% > Wall Street is literally throwing a party because you're unemployed > go home > sit down to update your resume > open your laptop > it's a Dell > the Dell logo stares at you > You just got fired by the people who made the device you're using to cope with getting fired > the fan kicks on like it's laughing > close laptop > open it again > what else are you gonna do > disciplinedcostmanagement.exe
Official Layoff@LayoffAI

LAYOFF ALERT: DELL Dell just confirmed 11,000 jobs cut in their annual filing. They spent $569M on severance and called it โ€œdisciplined cost management.โ€ The list keeps growing.

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Street Fighter 6's Latest DLC Ending Is Upsetting Fans Because Alex Marries His Sister-Cousin: kotaku.com/street-fighterโ€ฆ
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EG Supernoon
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bro started playing vi and illaoi again, now this.
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John Sex
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Terry has defeated Alex in the white man championships for not impregnating his adoptive sister
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Glotta Stomach CEO
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Capcom adding Incest in Street Fighter this patch automatically makes it worst than Tekken 8's newest patch notes
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