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This b*tch is so dramatic
Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave
Erika Kirk has filed to legally remove ‘Kirk’ from her last name.
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If i see somebody built like this at a smoke rig I want whatever comes off that thang. Wings, ribs, fries, a Poptart.
Redd@ReddCinema
Omg!!!! Big bro is going crazy 😲
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hearing all the stars while the black panther credits were rolling for the first time was a top 5 theater experience
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER @blacktwiterthrd
7 years ago, Kendrick Lamar & SZA released 'All the Stars'
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you cant get service like this at that dumbass starbucks. support local cafes
god’s baby@hostileworm
the owner of my favorite coffee shop made me a free 3 day supply of my favorite drink because they’ll be closed for a few days after new years😭
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Buy a house with my lunch money
Maira@maira4yo
You wake up tomorrow and the year is 2005. What do you do?
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Someone got paid six figures to ask, "What if people ate the bucket"
Nothing says innovation like turning a snack into a larger snack
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at a popcorn bucket for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’.
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Capitalism is way better than socialism, because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: Elon Musk's net worth rises to $1.3 trillion
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I put on Parent Trap for my kids thinking they'd be shocked by the whole "twins secretly switching places" storyline.
Five minutes in:
"Why is that kid in the front seat?"
The twin conspiracy was fine.
The seatbelt violation was where they drew the line.
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Imagine being documented as a hater like this.
Ezzy@ezzyskii
auntie dionne and a yt woman who couldn’t take it
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Got a call from HR and spent the next 10 minutes convinced I was getting fired.
Nope.
My 15-year-old brother has been commenting "PAY MY SIBLING MORE" under every Facebook post they've made for the past month.
HR's exact words were:
"Can you please tell your family to stop negotiating your salary in public?"😭😭😂
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A school janitor worked there for 27 years.
Everyone knew him.
Nobody noticed him.
Students walked past him every day.
Teachers barely said hello.
Then one afternoon, a student asked him a simple question.
"Why do you always seem happy?"
The janitor smiled.
Then told a story nobody expected.
He wasn't just a janitor.
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He raped a baby and got 30 days in jail
i Expose Racists & Pedos@SeeRacists
BREAKING: Police Officer Colten Johansen sentenced to ONLY 30 Days in Jail for possessing CHILD P*RN + R*PING an INFANT in 1994!! This “decorated” cop handled s*x-crimes evidence, stored it at home, and was trusted around High School kids.
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But couldn’t hate your pedophile president.
Sana Ebrahimi Ledene@__Injaneb96
The way I hate Zohran Mamdani with every fiber of my being... His fake smiles make me 🤢
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I will never understand why ambitious professionals stay in the UK. You’re working 50 hours a week in London for £45k ($60k), getting taxed into oblivion, just to say you have 'good work-life balance' and 25 days of annual leave. In the US, that exact same corporate role pays $130k minimum. You aren't protecting your peace; you're just accepting a discount on your talent.
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Proud of all the work I’ve put in to be this great. I worked so hard.
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