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@doingfraud

Yall better stand down

Sumali Ağustos 2019
241 Sinusundan666 Mga Tagasunod
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Draco
Draco@SoldierOfMary·
What kinda sloth demon are niggas possessed by to make them too lazy to play video games of all things
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We fuckd on the carpet again feel like we back in the trenches :’)
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Palm@doingfraud·
Ay they fw me off strength fucc the politics ✋🏽
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Stephen Storey
Stephen Storey@StephenStorey·
There’s not a name you can call me that’ll stop me from living better than you.
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Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧
Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧@ScrewderiaF1·
Portuguese players trying to get Ronaldo a hat-trick tomorrow
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Palm@doingfraud·
I go monkey book bag
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Toothpaste and napkins last longer but the rest of this is a skill issue tbh
Big Smoke AKA The Best Smelling Nigga in the World@100PercentCocky

got a $50 light bill I can randomly yell shit wit 0 judgement The house is always quiet when I get home Clothes stay in the dryer long as I want Leftovers are always untouched I can fuck wit the door open Ain’t gotta share food when I get home Them aint our snacks Them Smoke snacks I can let one rip and keep it moving I sleep/nap uninterrupted I sleep in late as I want Can play the game and cuss loud as I want Everything is where I left it I don’t have to answer any questions I don’t have wear headphones for music Toothpaste, soap, & shit paper last longer Aint gotta do shit I don’t feel like doing Ain’t no trails of hair all over the place Thermostat is set to what EYE want I don’t have to explain anything to anyone And the only person I need to be considerate of is me

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♟@MexikoDro4·
Aint no shortcuts.. Go through dat fire nigga
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Palm@doingfraud·
I’m outside with a switch like a field nigga🧑🏽‍🌾
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K.O.@kofromatatf·
😂😂 Professional sh*t popper.
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🇯🇲@acapulco_denver·
@jrhennessy i was grinning like a goddamn lobotomised shithead when they were saying shit like ‘bond, out of the million scenarios THEIA has run… you have a less than 1% chance of survival’
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james hennessy@jrhennessy·
I like how the 007 game solves the problem of modern Bond by having a quantum computer that can solve terrorism but concluding that the computer sucks and is evil and James Bond is cooler than it
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Bob Saget
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I knew New York niggas was grimy when I heard they go to the liquor store first thing in the morning to have the employees cook em food 😭😭😭 talm bout sum “can I get a bacon egg and cheese” at the liquor store?!! damn nigga you a grime ball 💀💀💀
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Palm@doingfraud·
if you still think games just suck now it’s actually your conscience telling you to go outside and maybe start a family because gaming has been awesome lately
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