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@AdegbolaEsther7 Apart from the sick entitled mentality. This why people struggle. You're using your last 300k for a weekend getaway, you'll then come back and become Almanjiri. Iranu!

My father never came to a single thing I invited him to. Not my primary school graduation. Not my secondary school prize giving where I collected 3 awards and kept looking at the gate. Not my university matriculation. Not the ceremony when I got called to bar in 2012. I'd send him the date weeks in advance and he'd say I'll try and that was always the full sentence. I'll try. No follow up. No explanation after. My mother would sit in his place and clap loud enough for 2 people. I stopped inviting him after the bar call. Not from anger. Some people love you completely and still cannot show up and after a while you stop making them feel guilty about it. He was not a bad man. I want to be clear about that. He was a mechanic in Mushin for 35 years. Worked 6 days a week. Sent every one of us to school. Never raised his hand. Never left. The lights stayed on and the rent was paid and there was always food and he did all of it quietly without asking to be celebrated. He just could not sit in a plastic chair and watch something. I accepted that and moved on. Last year I bought my first property. A flat in Ojodu. Took 9 years of saving and 2 years of paperwork and a lawyer who nearly finished me. When the keys finally came I sat in the empty flat on the floor for an hour just breathing. I called my mother first. She screamed. My sister cried. I didn't call my father. 3 days later he called me. Said he heard about the flat from my mother. Said he wanted to come and see it. I didn't know what to do with that so I just said okay. Gave him the address. Figured he'd say I'll try and we'd never speak of it again. He showed up on Saturday at 9am. Stood at the door in his good agbada. The one he only wears for serious things. Holding a small nylon bag. I let him in and he walked through every room without speaking. Not quickly. Slowly. Like he was counting something. He checked the pipes under the kitchen sink. Knocked on the walls. Opened and closed the windows twice each. Looked at the ceiling in every room the way only a man who has fixed things his whole life looks at ceilings. Then he came and stood in the sitting room and looked at me. Said the pipework is good. Said the windows seal properly. Said whoever built this knew what they were doing. I nodded. Long silence. Then he opened the nylon bag. Inside was a small framed photo. Me at maybe 7 years old sitting on the bonnet of an old car in his workshop. Grinning. Both legs swinging. He's standing beside me with his hand on my shoulder looking at something outside the frame. I remember that day. I had gone to the workshop after school and he let me sit there while he worked and gave me a Fanta and put a Michael Jackson cassette on the small radio. I didn't know anyone had taken a photo. He said he kept it on his workshop table for 22 years. Said he wanted me to have something for the new place. I held that frame and stood very still. He said he knew he missed things. Said he was not good at the sitting and watching. That crowds made something in him go wrong in a way he never knew how to explain. Then he said the flat was good and he was proud and he asked if there was anything in the kitchen because he hadn't eaten. I laughed. Made him eggs and bread while he sat at my kitchen table in his good agbada like he owned the place. We ate and he told me about a car he was working on. I told him about a case that was giving me trouble. Normal conversation. The kind we should have been having for years. He left at 1pm. At the door he gripped my shoulder the same way he did in that photo. Didn't say anything. Didn't need to. The photo is on my sitting room wall now. First thing I hung in the whole flat. Some fathers cannot sit in the plastic chair. But mine drove to Ojodu in his good agbada on a Saturday morning with a 22 year old photograph in a nylon bag. That was his standing ovation. I just didn't know to look for it in that shape.

Nope! I disagree. I stayed with one of my brothers for a while before I got my own apartment. Everyone literally stops moving once my brother’s son falls asleep. It got worse to the point that before anyone opens the door, you have to peep through the window to know if he is sleeping or not. When I had my daughter, I made sure i would do everything I have to do and move normally if I have to. Today, if you like switch on a blender while she’s sleeping, she no really send anybody.

Husband, obey your wife! You refuse to obey. She is now disciplining you on video. See your life. Be an obedient husband after this so that you won’t suffer even more on camera. Obedience is better than sacrifice

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@Fidelsoji @Sir_Fin Atiku for the win.

@Sir_Fin He just needs to convince some major players from the north, the problem is he’s not really made enough alliances on national level. I still think they will go with a consensus candidate though

North is really aligning

@iamegbuna @fimiletoks The roads that we see being done must be recurrent expenditure

@fimiletoks Recurrent expenditures are quickly funded by capital expenditure that benefits the man on the street barely gets funded. Just like telling your kids, no more 3-square meals a day but as the parent you eat 3-square meals comfortably. We are subsidizing wants of the govt!

Policies are not one-way traffic. There are consequences for actions and inactions. The impact of enacting the policies vs. Maintaining Status quo is what should be considered 3 years down the line. The common man would have been dead without subsidy removal. NNPC's debt was at N6 trillion to oil marketers and non-remittance to FAAC had gone on for months. The last subsidy was paid from borrowed eurobonds and the FG was technically bankrupt. The ways and means trend would have continued, and maybe we would have hit over N50trn in ways and means by year 2. Inflation and devaluation would naturally follow. States would owe salaries due to fiscal strangulation. Subnationals would have to leave off bailouts from ways and means. Petrol won't be available with this war. Dangote won't play the subsidy game knowing the magnitude of NNPC's liabilities. His refinery is situated in an export zone and he will simply export his products. You will wake up by 3am to queue for 10 hours to buy rationed fuel at N4,000 per litre. The marketers will shun a bankrupt NNPC. I can't imagine our reserves without FX Unification. FX backlogs and trapped funds will continue to scare investors. Imports will dry up and further pressure will hit the black market. No FPIs, No FDIs. The Naira with printed ways and means will continue to chase a few dollar bills and there is only one consequence. It's primitive economics to compare 3 years ago and now, without taking into account the consequences of the inaction. Yes the reforms have been painful but we would have been in a worse situation. There was limited head room for any alternative. Policy evaluation must be conterfactual not just then vs now.

Focusing on the first E in our THEMES+ agenda, which is Education and Technology, the Tolu Schools Complex in Ajegunle sits on nearly 12 hectares and serves about 20,000 students across 36 schools, both primary and secondary. Before the upgrade, many of the buildings were in poor condition. Today, the entire complex has been rebuilt and expanded, marking its most significant transformation since it was established over 40 years ago. New classroom blocks have been added to reduce overcrowding. The facilities now include a football pitch, sports courts, a health centre, a fire station, and essential services like solar power and improved water systems. There is also a clear focus on inclusion. Dedicated buildings for students with disabilities have been introduced, along with lifts to make movement easier within the complex. A vocational centre is now in place, offering training in practical skills such as tailoring, plumbing, and masonry. With an ICT hub and a central laboratory, students are better positioned to engage with science and technology in a more hands-on way. Overall, the project creates a more supportive and functional learning environment for a densely populated community.

He didn’t answer the question though. He just bamboozled Seun with quick words. Is the life of an average Nigerian better now? The short answer is NO. However a balanced response should have been… things could be worse than they are now. This administration corrected past mistakes and made us take the heat today for what would have been a total calamity sometime in the future. I know how much I have now but I can’t still buy my dream car. The amount I need for the car could have bought me a house in Ikate in 2022. That’s what the average Nigerian understands. But I know if these policies weren’t implemented now, the money I currently have might be for bread in a very few years time. The government just needs to communicated better and control some of their excesses. It will make more people willing to understand.

@nicktostos @borie_nla @dhot_man @Abu_Yaaseer @akinwale_cfi Wish I had his call number. No activity on his account for months. Very unusual.

@borie_nla @baTeeatus @dhot_man @Abu_Yaaseer @doysol_ @akinwale_cfi Any update pls? It's been a while since I saw your tweet.

Nigeria 🇳🇬 has 3,100,000 hectares of dead or unproductive Oil Palm trees . We are wasting away N11,094,736,800,000 of economic opportunities annually.

@Olag0ke No wonder the players are getting more and more confused.

He has started with this woke nonsense 😭

I really hope she turns this into a billion-dollar success.

Dad tricked him

Bookmark this tweet. If anyone ask what President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has done, just show them this video and leave without saying a word. Thanks to Segun Showunmi.

How much was it being sold for?

@the_realtomy @AluyaPov Great then. For the policeman to identify he was recording, felt like a handheld.

@doysol_ @AluyaPov 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ that’s his meta glasses

This is the typical Nigeria police when ever they see an expensive car..this is how they literally act

Imagine the situation she said NO.

@owso__ @Teeniiola Pervert

@owso__ @WILLIAMABURIME @Teeniiola That was the only thing you thought of! That is why. Your mind needs cleaning. Tueh!

@WILLIAMABURIME @Teeniiola How this bullet take reach my side na? 🤷🏾‍♂️

She decided to prank her house help by telling her that her mum had called and wanted her to return to the village. But the prank took an emotional turn, the girl immediately br0ke down in t£ars, worrying about how her mother would cope and feed the family if she goes back, It didn’t end well at all… you could really feel her pa!n in that moment 😪💔