dr2hide
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dr2hide
@dr2hide
Veteran USMC/Army , gamer, bad cook, hunter, fisherman, coffee drinker, GC, ICF builder.. Loves humor, Feelings get hurt around here, so check them.. MAGA..
SC Sumali Şubat 2024
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Us old folks need our own shampoo and conditioner bottles with larger print in the shower…
So we don’t have to take our glasses in with us
Y’all agree 🤣
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@GuntherEagleman The Democrats have proven time and time again that they would rather see America broke, beat, destroyed and burnt to the ground just so they can try and rule over the ashes..👍🇺🇸🫡
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I was sitting on a park bench next to a mother and her young son.
Her boy kept looking around and pulling funny faces at me.
After a few minutes, I got tired of his antics...
So I said,
"When I was young, my mother told me that if I made an ugly face and the wind changed, then I'd stay that way.
The little turd replied, "Well, you can't say you weren't warned."
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries.
The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in that water!"
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Has anyone else noticed that in the last week alone there's been like 4 BOT purges on X, or cleansing of followers?
Not to mention the algorithm keeps changing like this platform has PMS? 😂
It's never been this bad for this length of time!
Lastly, accessing X via, the X app itself for me has been absolutely impossible for the last 2-3 weeks. Web only.
@premium and @Support has been no help, nothing I've tried has fixed it. Uninstalling, reinstalling, clearing caches', nothing.
I'm open to suggestions how to get access with the X app!
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Two guys are working at a sawmill when one of them gets too close to the blade and chops off his arm. His buddy grabs the severed limb, shoves it in a plastic bag, and rushes him to the hospital.
The next day, he visits his friend and finds him casually playing tennis.
“Incredible!” he says. “Medical science is amazing!”
A month later, same sawmill, same two guys, this time, the poor guy’s leg gets lopped off. Once again, his buddy scoops it up, bags it, and hauls him to the hospital.
The next day, he stops by to check in and finds his pal outside playing football.
“Incredible!” he says. “Medical science is amazing!”
Another month goes by, and wouldn’t you know this time, the guy bends too close, and off comes his head. His buddy sighs, shoves it in a plastic bag, and rushes to the hospital one more time.
The next day, he arrives to visit his friend but he’s nowhere to be found. He spots the doctor and asks, “Hey, Doc, where’s my friend? I brought him in yesterday.”
The doctor shakes his head. “Oh yeah… some idiot put his head in a plastic bag, and he suffocated.”
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