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@kisserbabe8 This shit took forever too

Of 17?! Bitch trying to get me to clock in

@hubyszn @Fan960Steinberg TBF he’s very likely not an NHL calibre player going forward anyway

@Fan960Steinberg Way to give Gross a good chance Huska👍

#Flames projected tonight vs. Los Angeles: Coleman-Backlund-Farabee Gridin-Frost-Coronato Sharangovich-Strome-Olofsson Lomberg-Pospisil-Klapka Bahl-Whitecloud Maatta-Brzustewicz Hanley-Parekh Wolf

@letmebejake I’m consistently 2800-3000 in BGB at season end but generally start to struggle around 2300 in SS/2s and 2k in 3s. BGB feels like a kids game in comparison

The difference in skill to achieve 2k in rbgs, blitz, 3s, and shuffle is all at extremely different levels. The rating system doesn’t translate well across the types of games. Few understand this.

"He who can destroy a thing has the real control of it" - Paul Atreides in Dune

@Lontar_wow Affy is so back

BIG PVP CHANGES drustvar.com/blue-tracker/p…

Deport AJ Greer @MarkJCarney

@wincolumnCGY He’s not leaving Chicago

Should the Calgary Flames explore an offer sheet for Connor Bedard this summer? Here's what it would cost and why it makes sense for the #Flames thewincolumn.ca/2026/03/19/the…

@Supatease Tauren Paladin is an abomination. They should only be Druids, Hunters, Shamans or Warriors

Paladin Elite Set unlocked!

@Guruelous They like shiny things. It worked when they won because the base they built in the expansion draft was great, but eventually you are just going to get a bunch of overhyped and often overrated guys in exchange for the heart and soul guys you actually needed (ex. Whitecloud)

I don't understand Vegas strategy throwing a lot of assets at Rasmus Anderseson when A. He isn't good. B. Vegas was fine as RD (Theodore, Whitecloud, Korczak). C. Vegas biggest need skater wise is bottom 6 scoring.

@HockeySeanie Reminds me of a young me

Cole Hutson is literally Lane Hutson but with better skating. He's gonna be unreal basically right away

JRR Tolkien used genz brainrot slang over 70 years ago, that's how ahead he was

@NYRLouie That guy has the worst vibes potentially of all time, including Hitler

I legitimately hate JT Miller #NYR

POTENTIAL GOAL OF THE YEAR IN THE KHL! 👀 (🎥: @khl_eng)

Osama bin ferda being a rich kid and growing up on a cul de sac in Afghanistan will always be funny to me. Dude you do not have to do terrorism to earn your stripes. You can be a regular dude and just be a good guy. What an idiot

dude computers are actually so fucking insane when you really think about it. we literally figured out how to write some fake-ass rules called code and somehow convinced rocks to follow them. like actual rocks. sand, melted, purified, carved into tiny pathways where electricity just flows in patterns. that’s it. that’s the whole magic. and yet from that we get operating systems, compilers, kernels, networks, distributed systems, machine learning models, entire virtual worlds running inside other virtual worlds. billions of tiny electrical decisions per second, all because we defined some abstract logic. humans basically invented a language of instructions and taught matter itself to execute it.

@1msdj1 @ARCRaidersGame Nobody cares dude lmao

@ARCRaidersGame Sick of RATS and your game. WAKE me up when PVE only - Coward in bushes murdering people. saying "Just looking for a little PVP" When they aren't . They're sitting there hiding waiting for you to walk by. NO chance to recover or defend yourself. Stupid Game.

The machines dominate the surface as the damage reports just keep flooding in. Which ARC do you think holds the number #1 spot? 🤔

@anoethertheorem @HawksHawkey Calgary *

@HawksHawkey Nope, its Vancouver’s turn now given they’ve never had a first overall in their entire history.

Give me a McKenna-Bedard-Frondell top line…

@hotblockchain I feel bad for those in law school in 2026. Generational scam at this point

when i lowkirkenuinly came to the library to weaponize academics but i realize im legitamately mogging

I’m still kinda confused why the UFC would book two Americans on the White House card in fights where they are going to get slimed in Looney Tunes fashion

I bought my dad a gift with his money