Dr. Coach

@chaser_bait @madisontayt_ Lots of ladies in Vail named Aspen.

“i legally renamed my kid because the name aspen did not suit my sensitive effete indoor son” you dumb ass. if you wanted a rugged outdoor name you should have named him Mud or Truck or whatever. aspen is a beautiful name for your gay little son

Couldn't sleep... mind racing. . Need ballroom

Let Jonas play till he fouls out

I saw Spencer Jones at the Birkenstock store in cherry creek mall last month.

@NjTank99 @MeekPhill_ Eligible for parole in 9 months.

@MeekPhill_ Better hope Mark David Chapman don’t get out Phil

This isn’t me

@jamesmerilatt What a douche

The “best player in the world” getting bounced again in the first round? It’s laughable. #TradeJokic

Spencer Jones start and maybe a bit of playoff Julian tonight for Nuggets.

One Earth 🌍 Let’s take care of it! #EarthDay

This Avs game is on some freak shit.

@darrenrovell The children yearn for jeopardy

Given that ESPN is struggling with a young audience, this is a very strange decision. There are so many better hosts that appeal to younger fans. Faze Rug Robby Berger Dude Perfect Guys IShowSpeed All better choices in this environment than Joe Buck, who turns 57 this week.

@Dodgers youtu.be/beIDKFwXam0?si…

Dalton makes it a dozen!

Sometimes I forget Bruce Brown has the Nuggets logo tattooed on him.

@mack1nnon I heard that too

Starting a rumor Kempe is a locker room cancer

Aw shit Drury works too for this.

Watching Avs playoffs in 2026 and hearing the names Forsberg and Roy said on the broadcast does something for me.

I'd prefer if that goal hadcounted, if I'm being honest. Go Avs.

@BFW @zack_cozart Literally conceding the out staying out of the play.

@zack_cozart My theory that nothing makes a person dumber than sports fandom is on full display with the pirates fans who are claiming Simpson is a dirty player. He’s literally trying to avoid him.

Or the kid could learn to avoid the contact

@ThePoniExpress You're really really dumb.

Mitch Keller should drill Chandler Simpson for his takeout slide of Konnor Griffin. You gotta stick up for your teenage face of the franchise shortstop.

@Mountaineers22 This is why you never count your encores until they hatch

@dylanwayne25 Technically it was during the show… hence no encore

Billy Strings breaking his leg on a skateboard after the show sucks so bad.