Daniel Zelman

But most of the time he's just doing choreography for Mummenschanz

Will the #NYR show patience this summer, focusing on the draft and increasing opportunities for their young players? Or will they be aggressive in their pursuit of a quick retool? Here’s my latest intel as we inch toward the offseason 👇🏼 nytimes.com/athletic/71763…

Troy Polamalu in 34 seconds!

You simply cannot out pizza the hut

Shout out to the many dips and sauces out there great job dips and sauces!

Changes to state laws that would make it easier for partisan actors to invalidate election results are a greater existential threat to democracy, by an order of magnitude, than the sorts of changes to voting procedures that most states are contemplating.

Girls rock

Throwback to the Martavis Bryant catch against the Bengals #Steelers #HereWeGo

Biden's discipline and tonal control through this whole thing has been extraordinary. Or maybe the better word is: presidential.

Just realized I never conceded when @RealCarrotTop won Best Male Comic at the 1994 American Comedy Awards. I congratulate Carrot Top and I thank those who supported me. We fought hard, but we came up short and whatnot.

Anybody who's like "we'll that was a pretty good showing for Trump!" should consider how Hillary Clinton was treated as the World's Biggest Loser after an election with the same Electoral College margin as this one*. * But where she won the popular vote instead of losing it by 5

Going by the popular vote, this will probably be the 2nd-least-close election since 2000.

"Blow up our civics" is pretty fucking rich coming from Republicans of the Senate Judiciary committee, Ben Sasse! Footnote: Barrett got her seat on the 7th circuit because the senate blocked Obama's choice to fill the open seat for a year.

Once a Ranger, always a Ranger. Thank you, Jesper!

🎸 Eddie Van Halen 🎸 You know this is true! Panamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa twitter.com/PeterGriffinAc…

“You’ve misconstrued that, senator, and you’ve done that repeatedly in the past.” Dr. Fauci pushes back against Sen. Rand Paul’s claims on the coronavirus. “You are not listening to what the director of the CDC said” about immunity rates in New York. cnn.it/3mKtAJx

In a heated exchange, Dr. Fauci challenges Sen. Rand Paul's assertion that New York's current low positivity rate is attributable to "community immunity": "If you believe 22% is herd immunity, I believe you're alone in that"

BREAKING: New from Eleven Films We must stand. We must fight. But not with violence and chaos. #UniteAgainstTheViolence

We've had enough of Trump toadie Susan Collins. Time to elect @SaraGideon to the U.S. Senate and flip the Senate blue. I hope you'll join me in supporting Sara's campaign by giving her a follow, sharing this video, and donating whatever you can to her campaign. #FlipFive #MESen

Donald Trump Jr.

Rep. Jim Jordan says "something most people never get to see: how much [the President] cares about people." Why, though? Why do most people never get to see it? #RepublicanNationalConvention