Eva
2K posts
Yesterday, my generally sane sister informed me that she doesn't like drinking water, because "it makes the inside of your mouth wet," and if it's cold, "it makes the inside of your mouth cold"
English
When I was 21, I accepted a staff gig with a hilariously mismanaged start-up media outlet in DC. First day meeting, they showed me the mission statement, which consisted exclusively of declarations of what they weren’t, a stance I urged against. Shuttered after seven months!
bald ann dowd@ali_sivi
democrats refuse to learn that the moment they start defining themselves in relation to republicans is the moment they fuck it all up. "i'm not him" means nothing! who are YOU? stand for something!
English
I need @jimmyjohns to put the picklewich on uber eats asap to get me through this election
English
When men finally recognize the power of this haircut it’s over for us bitches
Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch
Also we need to bring back this hairstyle. The Ed Harris. I’m sort of into it
English
More to the point, and I know it’s a losing game to point out that no one on here knows how words works, but the expression is “date yourself” and we cannot cede ground on this
English
When the SUN IS BLAZING AND THE SUMMER GETS HOT
Water Country’s a VERY COOL SPOT
There’s no better place to FEEL and be young
Water Country, Water Country, Water Country — HAVE SOME FUN
The Nostalgia Queen@Snow_Blacck
Age yourself with a commercial.
English
Reread LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN Vol. 1 and revisited the movie this evening, perhaps the most profoundly offensive literary adaptation not directed by James Franco. Scrubbed of the elegant plotting, ornate dialogue, every idea, nothing left but a reskinned Singer X-Men
English
Maybe it’s time to stop framing a specific type of handsomeness — especially one that scans as Jewish in its particulars — as being ugly!
ang@ang22la
men aren't attractive when they are good looking. men are attractive when they are goofy and a lil fruity and have a big nose. that's true sex appeal.
English
Eva nag-retweet
Liza Minnelli has outlived Joe Biden's race for re-election. After weeks of pressure from fellow Democrats, he is stepping down as the party's nominee for President.
English
The first time I see your vacation on my story I’m like oh, that’s nice. The second time I see it I am immediately shouting “STILL?!”
Michael Benjamin@mfbenji
Have you ever had someone else’s vacation reach a point where it’s actually a personal attack they’re still on vacation
English
@intothecrevasse I’m glad you’ve started attending meetings, I don’t want you to OD
English
As someone who has recently started attending meetings, I would love to have been in the meeting where it was decided that Office Depot should rebrand as "OD," a term that certainly doesn't bring anything else to mind
Office Depot@officedepot
Need a team to print your business cards, huge signs and banners? OD does it! How about décor for your dorm room, balloons for your next party, or even luggage for your next trip? OD does it. Making your life a whole lot easier in the home, office and classroom? Yep, OD does it.
English
@intothecrevasse What you’re missing is that those are the special $80 pickles that you don’t know about and aren’t allowed to have
English
Weird thing to lie about! (At Fette Sau, the place he’s talking about, this would come out to around $70 before tip.) If you’re going to make shit up for easy engagement, go big with it. “I got dinner and it was too expensive because of Woke.” Okay, well, I once fought a bear
Nick | Dividend Investor & Educator@Smartnetworth1
This is $165 of BBQ in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
English
I’ll never forget the NEON DEMON presser at Cannes 2016, where a French guy next to me spent the first half hour on his phone, and when I said “sir, we’re in a movie” — assuming that was a self-evident thing to say — replied, “shut up, you are boring.”
Peter Raleigh@PetreRaleigh
Every criticism of rude theater behavior gets this response now. "You don't understand. I preferred to do that." Wow. I am learning so much
English
Keeping up with the current culture by watching a few Chappell Roan videos, and my official take is I am happy for theater kids (of all ages) that they have someone speaking to their interests so directly and literally
English
Had our operating budget been higher, we too would've done a full second line in New Orleans, and our officiant also would've been the lead singer of the band Garbage
English
With the utmost inner serenity, receiving the news that Christina Hendricks got married on the exact same day as me
English
Perfectly logical way to convey visual information
The Hollywood Reporter@THR
Check out this THR exclusive clip of #CashOut starring John Travolta, Kristin Davis, Lukas Haas, and Quavo. In theaters, on digital and on demand on April 26th.
English
Eva nag-retweet
Where to even begin with this
Pop Base@PopBase
Taylor Swift is the biggest and most influential endorsement target for the Biden campaign, according to The New York Times. The campaign reportedly developed a Taylor Swift strategy to get her endorsement, and even floated the idea of having him attend the Eras Tour.
English
Eva nag-retweet
