Obsidian Wanderer 🪽

Let me tell ya being an Arsenal fan ain’t for the weak

This is killing me😭😭😂😂

some people are actually living the premium edition of life

I'll take this over whatever "friendship" Pep and Klopp had

IEBC, unless mnataka vita, please explain to me: Mbona sina poling station na poling station number? Na pia, if those who registered before 2012 voted in 2022, why do they need to register again? Please explain to us as if you are talking to Karen Nyamu ama Sudi. #LindaKadi

Yesterday I went to bed as a registered voter Today I woke up not a registered voter, and IEBC says it's my fault and I need to register again They didn't explain what happened to the data they have NYINYI MTAAMKA MAHALI MMELALA, KURA LAZIMA TUPIGE

@notmuiruri @mfsvlly You're doing too much buddy. It's not thet deep. Sit this one out

@ed_de_andre @mfsvlly wish Elon musk would see this tweet and delete your account forever

Comedy ended with Shiti. New age comedians kama Mwirigi, Mokaya, Mjaka, Mluo would only convince me to laugh if they impaled their buttholes on top of the Eiffel Tower. Zero creativity behind skits juu target audience ni vipii and TikTokers who do not have much going on upstairs

None of us sit high enough to look down on anybody.

Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout

Arsenal winning the league will have a positive impact on the trajectory of my life.. I'm not even kidding.

i hope she knows how cool she is

Bro is a baller and an art director at the same time. 🥶🎭

When Arsenal wins the league, tattoo artists will feeeeeeeeeeed

That Maraga-Omtatah can be termed "MATATAH" to signify Ngorii. As in they are the GOATs.

ouch!

Here we go🤦🏾‍♂️

Takeaway: Never shame where you come from, those are the people that will genuinely love you. Life comes at you fast

@AlmyPrince @mfsvlly So no one at all now?😭

@ed_de_andre @mfsvlly She isn’t funny

@Shemema11 @mfsvlly Alaa😂

@ed_de_andre @mfsvlly Mammito has never been funny

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV