🌈 precious little bhaal-babe ✨

today’s vibes were truly immaculate

in my whimsy villain era so i marched up to him and told him and he said “oh thanks for letting me know” and proceeded to carry on watching the projector till he got so uncomfortable w my staring that he walked away 😊

think i’m transitioning into a grandma because why was i just at a picasso exhibition surrounded by children on a school trip absolutely stressing the fuck out over them touching artwork and leaning against frames while the guy there with them was watching a fucking projector

women mask autism so well it looks like emotional intelligence and then they burn out at 30 and nobody understands why

pls check on ur local star wars nerds today! not bc there's anything wrong, they're probably just passed out from over excitement in a ditch somewhere

I would like to wake up to a switch 2, pokopia, 1 million dollars and no physical pain anywhere thanks in advance

@PunchingCat @xZmDa

in a uber and this guy has just skipped a taylor swift song im considering crashing the car

genuinely thought i’d seen it all when it came to vinted but apparently not as i’ve just been asked to provide “purchase receipts, where and when, email confirmation and proof of delivery” for some stephanie garber paperbacks you could walk into waterstones and buy today ?

@vamppera @KettyBitch this is me

@KettyBitch @elfhaming

Sometimes you just have to spend silly money in M&S to cheer you up

happy international women's day

destiel doesn’t die. it just reinvents itself

and sometimes it doesn’t have to be literature to be a good time. i’m having a great lil time reading this trashy lil romantasy series where every book is 500 pages longer than it should be

“i’ll never leave” 😂😂😂😅😅 “never mind”😂😂😂😂 our field of dreams 😂😂😂😂😂 engulfed in fire 😂😂😂😂😂 your arson’s match 😂😂😂 your somber eyes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and i’ll still see it 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 until i die 😂😂😂😂 you’re the loss of my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No tourney is won without missteps. #AKOTSK

@Bigrichie0147 @xZmDa

as my first act of love, i'm going to ragebait you

In loving memory of Eric Dane. ❤️

pov: telling ur boyfriend how u actually pronounce ralph fiennes' name

also while we're talking about accomplishments i got 100% balding gape today and rolled the rlly cool 99

feeling so accomplished bc today i did romanian deadlifts and hip thrusts at the gym and kerrie from a few years ago would never in her wildest dreams even consider the thought or possibility of strength training and that it would make me feel so powerful