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This is why I'm better than you. Your argument is invalid.
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The Emperor
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Yes, we have observed your miserable planet for quite some time.
The Jerusalem Post@Jerusalem_Post
Former Israeli space #security chief Haim Eshed has revealed that aliens from a "Galactic Federation" have been in contact with the US and #Israel for years, but humanity isn't ready to know this. Or so he claims. Reporting by @AaronReich jpost.com/omg/former-isr…
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That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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A certain someone tried to put me in a retirement home. I didn't let her. I told her I could still rule the Galaxy, despite my advanced dark-side dementia.
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Now that I think about it, Vader and I have a lot in common: Both are sons turned out to be miserable failures.
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Rey told me that out of all the old guys she's met, I'm the worst. I don't see how that's true considering my competition is:
-A divorced dead guy.
-A guy who fucked off to an island and became sad and alone.
-A guy who hung around ravers for 30 years at Space-Coachella.
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I bet Rey is spending Sithmas with that loser boyfriend of hers. Don't understand what she sees in that guy. Dude needs a shower and a haircut. Clearly he takes his cleaning habits from Han Solo.
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I got Rey several dead porgs for Sithmas. She didn't appreciate the gift.
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I don't understand Rey's generation. Kids these days. You can't even call it the dark side of the force anymore, it's either th "good vibes" or the "bad vibes."
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Okay, which of you Stormtroopers bought a 23andMe? I swear I don't have some kid or something (still pissed Vader started those rumors). I'm strong in the dark side, and my pull out game is stronger... some say it's... unnatural.
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Join the Sith, we don't have admissions scandals like the Jedi.
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