lana

@BeautifulExWife god its so fun tho

ive had a monstera plant for almost two years and it has not changed at all i really suck at this whole gardening thing

The Artemis II crew woke up listening to ‘Pink Pony Club’ by Chappell Roan today.

strawberry marg inside me

@_builtin_katie Fred

@epicallyonline What a precious baby🥺🥺what's their name

today

“youre asking for attention” my tweets get 2 veiws

im still getting dick pics from the other day this is so annoying

@ale0925z its a nice aquarium but if you are going JUST for that, theres better aquariums. including the one in springfield mo the bass pro shop :)

@epicallyonline Is this true??? I don’t want to be disappointed 😭

realized recently i left a part of me in san fransisco

i’m going insane

getting the derpy mcflurry

when you’re born to be a star

i love that pmdd makes me an angry evil monster for a week

@Xziggo0 actually its dark brown but yes the whole apartment has it. not my choice bc its a rental

@epicallyonline ...black door trim? Now that is interesting. Rest of the house this way??

im 22 and have no friends

why am i being sexually harrassed i wanted to show off my new jeans

@immcoolguy thats the point i think

@epicallyonline When your profile says evil lesbian ...most guys wouldnt even hate fuck you at that point

@BeautifulExWife ok yeah that will work

@BeautifulExWife pls olay magic with me

@b5nes true

@gumbuzzler thank you<3

@epicallyonline love your tattoos lana