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does anyone wanna give me a million dollars?

why is my system nervous? fucking pussy

panda express needs a playground in it so i can get the full panda experience @PandaExpress

like a rock in quicksand

how i look after taking my headset off

i cannot argue without my heartbeat spiking to 400BPM

takes one to know one

Just got put in a situation like this, and I’m #Hungry

running out of zyns is worse than childbirth

if youre rude to me youre gonna get the bubonic plague

@sh3ego ima call u mount everest bc you seem to be on top of things

finished taxes now it’s deadlock time

Bunny looking like horse

im in japan guys

@bmiaespa She really said

as wide as it

@virtuallyself like let me know when they build a rocket ship or something u fucking baboon

why do people put up those signs saying that your kid graduated from high school? congrats? who gives a fuck !!

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No Issa sign I’m the lion king nigga

@livvmeow Ts look good asf bruh got the McGriddle from the commercials or something, krabby patty secret formula having ass burger, delicioso Dora the explorer looking ahh burger

Clocked in at work but sitting at McDonald’s eating a McGriddle