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Going on a date with a 22 year old man feels like you are the fish he’s holding by the tail in his Tinder fishing pic and he’s not going to throw you back in the water until he gets A Good One and by the time you get back in the water you’re going to be half dead

my head hurts So bad and i am already rationing my migraine medication…

my building’s elevator reeks of dior sauvage

Everyone hates me

@jakeww770 Hi

would anyone like to Hi

@scenehe4rt YUMMMM

young hoes do surgery on their sandwiches

haven’t gotten out of bed yet except to feed my cat

@jakeww770 Yeah i did that too

@fakecelle Me wearing the same 4 black hoodies/jeans throughout all of high school

getting dressed for non work related purposes is very difficult for me bc 90% of my clothing is black and somewhat nice so i kind of always look like im going to a funeral if they allowed boobs

@moon34958 Wow we are twins

@fakecelle hey i have a pair of those too

brutally heightmogging everyone on the train today with the help of miss isabel marant bekett sneaker

I feel divorced

"Hi both" -> your answer fakecelle.straw.page i probably do not deserve you honestly

I wouldn’t suggest either honestly

"can I take you out" -> your answer fakecelle.straw.page Like on a date or kill me

oh my god

@jakeww770 ok yes american rehabs are awful but i can’t imagine they’re any better in israel but good on him for getting help

@fakecelle Drug rehab but he doesnt like the facilities in america and for some reason israel was his second choice instead of canada or something

Does anyone have any friends I have like 1 and she is my everything I would die without her

i am the way i am bc we had to live with my grandma for a couple of years and she would let me watch king of the hill but not spongebob

@banannerbread just obviously don’t get a degree that doesn’t have an obvious career path if you’re strapped for money. Absolutely no reason to be 20k in debt for a philosophy degree but like nursing yes absolutely do that

@banannerbread this is really dumb just go to a state school or community college, no one cares where your degree is from and a higher paying job will always be worth it in the end

Quarterly reminder to not go to college if your parents can't pay and you'll graduate with more than like $15k in student loan debt. It WILL ruin your life.

@deedowoop ultimately you’re not missing out on anything you don’t feel like you want to be doing. i also feel like i should be out like that bc everyone is but i just don’t feel the desire to and that’s ok

am i living my youth right when im home while all my coworkers are at a rave? Idek.. im not having any fomo but i js feel like i should also be out rn even tho i dont want to. Sorry for the ramble but lmk gais😭