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@pokemonpatches mach punch killed him before he could finish the tweet

The greatest to do it #ichithewitch

The paralells…

@sham_exe exactly!

legends arceus was an awesome game until you got like halfway through it and realized that there’s quite literally fucking nothing to do besides catching pokemon

twinnem

If you watched prime Messi you wouldn’t even be asking this

Lab partner telling me theyre nonbinary like thats great thawg do u mind mixing the bicarbonate tho its gonna precipitate

Man I just woke up butt naked in my bathroom

Copying mama's camouflage

what are the odds they count that as an assist for Fernandes even tho the keeper hits the ball off of Sesko?

getting pizza with ur vampire gf and they ask if u want to get a combo with garlic bread and u know shes gonna eat it n have a bad tummy ache for the whole day so u say no and she looks at u like u staked her entire family

my dad started tapping one of my dogs on the head and it made the most hollow sound i have ever heard from a living thing artist rendition

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you better not be square when I come around the sleepy rectangular loaf:

LeBron the most unintentionally funny player in the NBA because why is he complaining to this little kid 😂😂😂

@Jasondean86201 @AnthonyDiComo he was out for ~18 months, genuinely may have been longer and before that they were only letting him throw ~85 pitches per start in the majors so i think we'll see him fully stretched out sometimes soon

@AnthonyDiComo Why are we pulling him after 74 pitches

A much better outing for Christian Scott this time around: 5 IP, 3 H, 3 R, 2 ER, 0 BB, 8 K, 74 pitches. Scott retired 13 of the final 14 batters he faced. He will take a no-decision and will certainly receive another start after this. The Mets may be onto something here.

Best way to summon Freak. Point

LeBron James carried his team at age 18. LeBron James carried his team at age 25. LeBron James carried his team at age 30. LeBron James carried his team at age 35. LeBron James is carrying his team again. LeBron James is now 41 years old.

WINS IN THE PLAYOFFS: @statmuse 188 — LeBron James 187 — Chicago Bulls LEBRON PASSES JORDAN'S FRANCHISE.