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fartmachine@fartmachine91·
Tryna figure out if my mother is actually harbouring an evil spirit that takes over on occasion or if it’s just the menopause
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Food Pleaser
Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser·
Describe White Castle in one word.
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fartmachine@fartmachine91·
@brainrotpostig Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny Family guy is funny
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Victoria Rose
Victoria Rose@woahhvickyyy·
Early bird 🐦 gets the worm 🐛
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fartmachine@fartmachine91·
Why is nobody talking about this
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fartmachine@fartmachine91·
@nypost the Americans are gonna triple in size after this
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
Costco debuts hugely popular cookie - and customers are hoarding 5 cases at a time trib.al/hLnjFEm
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angele@yaoiangele·
gonna start laying on public bathroom floors just to feel something
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bella🍒
bella🍒@vamp1bella·
describe yourself in ONE word
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fartmachine@fartmachine91·
They should make a green screen condom that you can use to edit your penis into cool things like a samurai sword
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isa ♱@aladdinsanegirl·
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anastasia ꩜
anastasia ꩜@lvcydiamond·
Do you prefer moisturised Madonna or dehydrated Madonna
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fartmachine@fartmachine91·
Whenever it’s later than 9:30 I start to miss my best friend who is no longer my best friend for reasons I cannot explain or understand
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fartmachine@fartmachine91·
Edible glow sticks would fix something in me
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fartmachine@fartmachine91·
Why does wearing foundation feel like you are being buried alive
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fartmachine@fartmachine91·
McDonald’s sprite drinkers when you tell them to stop licking cable wires and power outlets
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elliot
elliot@elliotconk·
@holzawn She hemoglobin'd all over the floor.
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daft ponk
daft ponk@sicksadchris·
saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on
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fartmachine@fartmachine91·
@Dexerto The contacts contain a small chip that send reports back to his mothership
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björk archive
björk archive@bjorkarchivee·
💌 Björk by Martyn Thompson (1995).
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