Sam's lil twink | edtwt

Daily cal count!

Started dating and my ed took a back seat lol No more

@ceilidh_o Like... is Google Docs down for you?

“I can’t believe [x ship] has more fics than my favourite ship, this is outrageous” did the pen and paper factory explode?

As a victim of CSA... can you guys stop using pedophilia as a gotcha for stupid ship shit? You're just devaluing our trauma.

@favreferencebb I love that y'all keep promoting the ship so I can get more content out from the authors out of spite yay, keep going

This fandom is not fucking real, some of you should die sorry

@Redacteditsname @theoceanblooms

@Redacteditsname @theoceanblooms He is not.

every time you all screenshot this tag and spread it about for hit tweets you’re probably minting at least two new authors for this ship

@meowsd1et Yes

okay question can you guys fully wrap your fingers around your wrist

@fckngabbot Nossa ele era um bbzinho pitico né

"Brendon era o tipo de cara que mesmo na faculdade de Medicina sempre achou que poderia resolver tudo na força bruta, e talvez ele realmente pudesse... Sendo ortopedista. E era essa a especialização que ele seguiu, se tornando um dos maiores ortopedistas cirurgiões em Pittsburg."

@oscardotimothee Eu

@dudsonsender Proving they're really lesbians because no one attracted to men would want to fuck this thing

Eu sempre dou uma risada sincera com isso

@Reed_Lumus @vcndrell LMFAOOOOOOOOO

@guy4spo @vcndrell Being skinny won't make you feel any better about yourself. In fact it'll only make you worse. You will never achieve the body you seem to want because the body that you have will never be "skinny enough" for you.

Looking at this just makes the manufactured outrage over Babyshark even funnier

@Reed_Lumus @vcndrell Then write for them? No one's stopping you.

@vcndrell I mean I guess??? there are wlw ships that actually have substance and material instead of just "vibes" that have less fics.

@hagsplaining @4rteryx He doesn't suck. That was a smear campaign against him because of ship wars on another show.

@4rteryx i guess the actor sucks? but if actors being terrible ppl is a hard line these ppl wouldn’t watch the pitt in the first place so it’s a bs argument

genuinely y’all need to grow up

@aposikenedos Like a billion. Went on a date with this guy and we had ice cream and lunch and it was perfect.

how many calories you had today???

@cursedhat I'm going to write one just out of spite, and I'm not even a fan of straight ships.

you can easily go to ao3 and see that the first babyshark fic was written by fudge. every fic afterwards was inspired by the massive unwarranted backlash she received for writing a little crack fic. if you’re upset the ship blew up simply look in the mirror, it’s your fault.

@fckngabbot Nossa dr shark tem uma perna aqui dentro do meu cuzinho kkk vem pegar

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@jihooncalories I was on undernourished but ever since I got back to the gym, I'm on Extremely Slim ~ Light diet

which one are u ??

@goonmaster69699 Subway's Chicken Teriyaki with extra cream cheese

Interaction bait! Whats your guys fav fast food? And dont be like “i dont gar one” bitch you have an ed we all have fav fast food ❤️‍🩹

@oguiizao Estamos do lado do cinéfilo nessa

pra quem nao sabe a filmtt eh assim