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Femi Lazarus is deconstructing rel!gion 📌

Like say we Haters self no get God 😂😂😂

Pray for bandits and t+rrorists to abandon their evil ways — Tinubu tells Nigerians

“I am not surprised that Governor Fubara withdrew. He was not supposed to collect the governorship form because an agreement was reached that the impeachment against him would be dropped, and he won’t do a second term.” - FCT Minister Nyesom Wike

ever had a prison visit experience that haunted you for days????

“Chess in the slum” “Education in the slum” I hope you know that the ultimate goal of the CIA funds invested in the company he runs? According to the U.S. Energy Information Administration, Nigeria holds the largest proven gas reserves in Africa, with the majority of those concentrated in the South East. They have their eyes on that too, in case you are not aware. The other day, you said you were not interested in politics, but this is how you are sourcing your money for charity? Some of you think it's by not supporting Tinubu. Una eyes go clear. No worry.

I usually give this analogy: Imagine you have boat and you need to cross a river to safety at the other end. Your boat has a capacity limit. You have to be on that boat since you’re the captain. Now think of all the people you love: your wife, children, parents, siblings, relatives, friends, colleagues, etc. They also need to get to safety. It is in your interest to prioritise YOURSELF, your wife, children first! If out of benevolence you decide to exceed the capacity of the boat, it will capsize. None of you will get to the other side of the river. Still on the boat analogy, what I decided to do is cross to the other side of the river ALONE, build a bigger boat and then return to take some people with me, and buy smaller boats which can take other people. The people who used to say I am stingy get it now. I needed to stand properly before I could raise someone else. This explains generational poverty. It’s not like the people before you were lazy. They worked really hard and were selfless, but they needed to be selfish with their first big break to guarantee a future of continued prosperity. It’s counterintuitive at first, but when you think deeply about it, you’ll understand what I mean. I don’t understand why a young person on a student visa who keeps multiple menial jobs to pay their school fees, feed, and repay loans, etc, thinks they are in a position to send money back home. I get it that your people back home are suffering, but they’ve always been suffering. They’ll be fine or not; life happens. If you really love them and want to help them, help yourself first!

Madueke is the only funny inclusion in the squad. He has no business there. That said, Tuchel's decision is valid. Man chose a team rather than the best or popular options. If it works, he is a hero. If it doesn't, he better avoid entering England.

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What artist sets the perfect mood for you during sex?🤲😞

This Might Be The Most Calm Yet Brutal Call-Out Cubana Chief Priest Has Ever Received 👏