Barbara Baudour

My doctors trying to help me without making me worse in a different way

And pharmaceutical companies reveal they’re exploring proving to me that the enemy of my enemy is a friend

being chronically ill and getting asked about what youve been up to is so embarrassing like “oh ive been rly focusing on making sure im eating and sleeping enough”

adhd always feels like fighting twice as hard to operate at half the capacity

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

I knew a guy that missed his turn in a zipper merge and that was it, he was trapped on the side of the road forever. He died.

They gave me a new inhaler for my asthma and if this one doesn’t work out my next plan is an etsy witch and a DNR.

I need to be put on a PiP but for my personal life

@calmtweetz Do you know if they’re hiring

"you're so cringe" it's okay. I understand. I'm in my thirties and none of that is real

@WGTabletop Pure dumb luck that strikes once a year

@helpmeimsmall Teach me your ways

Went into the grocery store instead of doing curbside and I didn’t even kill myself!

@EricBaudour Done Jovi :(

Don Jovi :(

Don Jovi

I speak sarcasm

@TheMaddyMonster My tbr system was to download every single fic I knew I would want to read someday for this exact reason 😭

Ao3 is STILL down 😭 how am I supposed to sleep without my bedtime story??? You just expect me to make one up in my head like the olden days??? this existence is a prison.

@helpmeimsmall Look, didn’t have to be joy. You made her feel something lolol

Accidentally liked someone’s instagram post from 2014

@furnacewoods Not to gender stereotype but it’s my right as a woman to be a creepy stalker in an innocent way every now and then, and if she doesn’t get that she’s not a girls girl and that’s on her. (It’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine. Totally fine.)

@helpmeimsmall one of my biggest fears

@deanelazab I’m betting Courtney is feeling blessed and joyful and not at all afraid of the girl she hasn’t seen in 10+ years

@helpmeimsmall You have given them so much by doing this. I see this as a net win for society.

@BroElector Valentines Day 2027

@helpmeimsmall I wish Eric would hold my hand

Romance is so back