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@hoofcel

big horse eating a carrot

Sumali Haziran 2025

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If you handpost to the right you get called brown. If you handpost to the left you get called white. Hilarious.

Kirara Horshi@HorshiKira54661

@smollerrabbid @PrimalMaoist @burningtrashhh @ugsburgerstolz @subbpunkk @WhateverGabb1e @MelxRedgrave @sprucesepulcrum This is a white mf with a tan

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Maretheory.exe@Maretheoryexe·1h

ola jef ola slenderman

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BuvanyBu@BuBuvany·3h

Don't Mine At Night

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@PalmyrPar

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☀️AliquisNovus☀️@PalmyrPar·18h

According to my idiot lawyer, it’s apparently not advisable for me to refer to the Jury as “everypony.” Fucking moron. Fired him immediately.

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Ludvig@hl_d_w_g

tfw no girl so derp she makes me guhh

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Z@hoofcel·11h

I'm seeing this trend of parents realizing iPads melt kids' brains so they opt for retro consoles instead. This is good, I'm soyfacing. I'm getting some girl pregnant and making a custom Gameboy for my chudito.

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Brony Brah@bronybrah·17h

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@Homelessmare Is he a young guy surrounded by oldheads?

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Homelessmare@Homelessmare·19h

@hoofcel Reminds me of my older brother.

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If you're a young guy at a blue collar job oldheads will stare at you like you just killed their entire family and then some more.

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@Bowblax fat nigga keys

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Bowblax 🎀@Bowblax·23h

I'm now 7 months into taking Estrogen and I'm loving the results so much! 🏳️‍⚧️ So awesome that I just get to look like this now

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daze@dazeblaze22·21h

The pink one

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Z@hoofcel·21h

@Risen_SzN I'm gonna be honest bro you kinda should shave.

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Ri§en ☦️@Risen_SzN·1d

I don't see what the issue is. There is nothing wrong with how I look.

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Z@hoofcel·23h

@mofumofu_kokoro You should try it on a lonely rainy night, TBQH.

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@fmtovvns I don't get the point, isn't she supposed to be a socialist? Why is she berating a dress for being cheap?

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Again, who does this appeal to. This is just a very ugly Indian woman being annoying

ella devi@ellad3vi

erika kirk is wearing an embellished flutter-sleeve tulle gown from theia w a white leather gucci dionysus (d-tier gucci bag). not only could this outfit could be found on a 70yo woman but also this dress is currently in the clearance section at saks fifth avenue … yikes

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Z@hoofcel·1d

@justmercy__ You're from Nigeria, you're getting married to uncle Basheer.

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𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀@justmercy__·1d

Now, let’s look at it from the girl’s perspective…she’s been with him for five years, and they’ve been living together for who knows how long, yet he still hasn’t married her. At some point, she might start feeling like he’s not serious about her, which could be why she’s entertaining other guys. If we’re being honest, five years is more than enough time to decide if you want to wife someone up.

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"Uh, yeah."

kaio ken@kaiokendev1

too many software engineers who do not actually enjoy solving business problems with code they just want to get paid to solve programming puzzles

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