Hyperclash

Transformers and Dragons are my passions! ❤ @DemonPassions is my sparkmate and my artist GF who draws my OCs! Safe place for my fellow LGBTQIA+ peeps! 🏳️‍🌈 This is a SFW & NSFW page! That means occasional NSFW retweets! No one under 18! 🔞 So begone minors! 😠

@mada_mada_miu I NEED HIM

RODIKITTY HAS APPEARED AND IS READY TO LAND IN YOUR🫵 HOUSE! Pre-order the goober for guaranteed beans!!!

@MrPitbull07 We could make the Manager disappear and make sure he isn't found. I mean, if he's gonna do that to a kitten, then it can be done to him.

I found him shivering in the parking lot at work, trying to make himself invisible against a concrete pylon near the loading dock. When I pointed him out, my manager didn't call animal control. He didn't offer to help. He looked at his watch, sighed with annoyance, and said the coldest sentence I have ever heard: “If nobody picks him up by 5:00 PM, we will make him disappear.” He didn't mean they would take him to a shelter. He meant disappear. I looked down at the kitten. He was a tiny, filthy black-and-white Tuxedo cat, terrified of the noise of the trucks, closing his eyes and waiting for whatever bad thing was going to happen to him next. I couldn't walk away. I physically couldn't do it. I scooped him up—he weighed absolutely nothing, just a bag of bones and dirty fur—and I walked straight to my car. I didn't care about the shift. I didn't care about the rules. So I wrapped this little guy up in my jacket, brought him home, and set him up a warm, cozy corner in a cardboard box lined with my softest blankets. He didn't explore. He didn't run. He just curled into a tight, trembling ball and passed out. He was completely exhausted. Then came the scary part: His first bath. He was covered in engine grease and parking lot grime. I filled the sink with warm water, expecting a fight. Most stray cats turn into a buzzsaw when they touch water. I put on thick gloves, took a deep breath, and lowered him in. But he didn't scratch. He didn't scream. He didn't try to escape. As the warm water hit his skin, he actually leaned into my hand. He looked up at me with huge, trusting green eyes as the black, oily water ran down the drain. He somehow stayed calm through the whole thing—like being gentle and steady is just part of who he is. It was like he knew. You are washing away the bad part. You are washing away the cold. The vet confirmed what my heart already knew—he was exhausted, severely underfed, and had clearly been having a rough time surviving on his own. But underneath the ribs and the grime, he is a fighter. For now, he’s separated from my other pets while he settles in and we take things slow. Safety first, comfort always. And let me tell you… He is the gentlest, most curious, calm little black-and-white tuxedo cat I have ever met. He follows me around the room with those big eyes, watching my every move, like he’s finally realizing that he’s safe. That the foot isn't going to kick him. That the hand isn't going to shoo him away. Then he curls up in his clean towel and falls asleep, looking like a little angel all snuggled in—as if he’s been waiting for this exact moment his whole life. My manager said he was going to "make him disappear." He was wrong. He didn't disappear. He just finally appeared in the one place he was always meant to be. Maybe he didn’t get abandoned… Maybe he just found the right door. Credit: Born legend

@neonstrik333 Listen. I will happily be between those thighs if he ordered me to be. I will be a bitch for him. 😊🤣

[REPOST] Old Bayverse Oppy attempt and I'm not gonna do any of that ever again/hj 🥀🥀🥀 #transformers #tlk #optimusprime

@ArtVampyx Ngl. Me and my gurl would get the best fucking sleep in this bed. That looks so comfy.

🖤

@liooxn_n_2 I wheezed so hard at the hiss. I can't. I'm laughing too hard.

Posting again my #Aoloak content since everybody are finally locked in #Aonoak #AonungLoak #AvatarTheWayOfWater #Avatar #AvatarFireAndAsh #Aonung #Loak #AvatarFireAndAsh

@scramblingradio As someone who has Sentinel....I would not recommend XD

this jit cracks shuttles

@Sassafrass_84 Half of y'all need to realize that I did this in school. It was literally part of gym while I grew up. So i don't see why parents now are bitching about it when they likely went through the same thing in school.

So they were caught hitting each other, so dad made them do wall sits. The comment section went wild. Calling this abuse. I don't find this abusive. He isn't spanking them. He is disciplining them. If you dont discipline your children, you have criminals. What do y'all think? Abuse or justified punishment?

@bong_woter Bo is a kitten when doing that stretch

@Unknownart6969 We all gonna have their pups and be great mama's.

Im walking in and im coming out with all thier pups thank you very much :3

@F0rshiii Holding us like a feral child who is interested in all the glowing lights that blast weak men

Baron making sure u know how to fly that thing!!!

@agileo101 Ngl, I do this for my girl when she stressed. I buy her stuff and food. She loves it.

Tough Day at work....may there be comfort and cookies... #pluttat #deltarune #battat #pluey #pippins

@mukkeekee__252 UPPIES! I WANT UPPIES TOO! IM A KITTY! 🤣

#PredatorBadlands When he had to face the tallest predator

@mukkeekee__252 The way I squeaked. Can I climb this tree of a predator pls?

#PredatorBadlands Big bro.

@agua_con_hielo On another note. That's also one of my ocs taking Predaking- 🤣

@agua_con_hielo Bee is taking him reeeaaaaally fucking good 👍

#grimbee 🔞 gijinka

@agileo101 OH! Yeah, monkeys broke out and got lose in Florida while having herpes I think. You will have to look it up, but I definitely saw something about that.

Y'all, my best friend who lives in Florida told me they have monkeys over there. I mean what?? Muskrats, gators, giant pythons, iguana invasion in the wild but MONKEYS??? Wtf Florida....

@mada_mada_miu CAN I PLEASE TAKE HIM HOME! I WANT A FAT CAT PILLOW MAGNUS!

Soon.

@MoTheStudent Man looks like he about to put a baby in Giyu. No shit. 😅🤣💀

This is my favourite face Akaza makes 😭😭😭😭 why is he looking at Giyuu like that.

@pastelllias I choked and laughed so hard. My sides hurt. Thank you.

Not close enough he needs to be 7 inches deep

@lordbrazes Me, mom, nieces, nephew, we all do this to make it easier for the waiters and to clear space for our food. There is no reason to leave your table like a circus when you leave like some people do. I've seen kids throw food, and there would be food all over the floor.

people with common courtesy*