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I just made my driver’s license for N27,500 while the official price is N6,350. Nigeria needs an entire overhaul. We move sha!
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@hyperopique
Allow people to have their moods, and allow those moods to have nothing to do with you.
Where it is lonely Sumali Ocak 2011
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You have an unresolved beef with someone online and you automatically expect it to disappear because you knelt down to greet her? Abosi ati oju aye! She should have just stayed clear.
Oluwatobi 🎀@_tobyblush
Apparently, Toyin Abraham knelt down as always to greet Funke Akindele at The Return of Arinzo movie premiere but she ignored and kept a straight face. Why though? That’s embarrassing.
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@_tobyblush You all will understand how no one is able to het along with Funke Akindele but let’s keep doing stanship
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Apparently, Toyin Abraham knelt down as always to greet Funke Akindele at The Return of Arinzo movie premiere but she ignored and kept a straight face. Why though? That’s embarrassing.
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@EwaAdejoke Na lie she dey lie o. Her life don spoil she dey try spoil another one
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Girl try Scissors you will forget about men.
Try and receive head from a woman too, you will hate men completely.
Props~❤️🇧🇪@PropsyProps
Congrats to them but omo! I am curious. With the way I love, enjoy and value quality s*x, I am seriously struggling to understand what a fellow woman could possibly do for me in bed. I am so lost when it comes to these 🌈 stuffs. Why on earth would I neglect a good D* for fingernails? You people should lecture me abeg, make it make sense.
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@SheriffOla4 @Magixlamy_ Make you sha no teach your pikin mathematics, make their life no go spoil
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@Magixlamy_ That's 87 years now😊
Why is Tinubu lying about his age😁
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@McFlybowy You better visit a mental hospital. You will think you are bantering when you’re actually going mad
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Why not board a mini open door Stark mobile?
Samson Adebayo@Kvngspice_
I decided not to drive today and I am struggling to get a ride of 8k for a trip that is less than 15mins 😅😅. This country is sinking man .
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@AndrenalineJ004 If you call pussy “toto” no one should take you serious
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@samaechiblinks @VERITY_HQ It was o. That bobo deliberately exposed her. Kid something abi weytin be hin name
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@VERITY_HQ Where did you get that from, that was not shown on national tv bro
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@Obagee3 @olajideobe O dabi wipe ti e fe baje? Na me tell you make you buy blue tick come dey find way to farm engagement? O ni shorire
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If you see someone wey resemble me for Yaba, it's not AI, na me. 😁😁
It happened that three of my wristwatches have stopped working because their batteries have gone bad. I went to a timson shop at the city centre to replace the battery and the man said it was £20 for each battery. That makes £60 for three batteries! I told him say I no dey do. How I go spend £60 to replace a button-sized watch battery!
Na so I just vexed jump enter plane going to Lagos. I gave the watches to an aboki for Yaba market under bridge and ask him to change the batteries for me. Aboki finished work, I asked him say how much, he said "tiri taasand". I didn't even bargain the price with him, na so I count 5k give am instead of 3k. Aboki shined his teeth at me, I shined mine back to him. 😁😁
I still dey Yaba sha. Who dey Yaba?
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@hyperopique @olajideobe Faaabuuu. Why is it a taboo to only Yoruba’s ?
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Pick a number between 1-100 by 10am winner will be announced
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@Unabombaar Yoruba is the S.I unit of whatever Igbos want you to be.
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"I know yoruba people love efo riro, but when it comes to the best and healthy soups in Nigeria, no other tribe comes close to Ndi Igbo. Igbo women are the most beautiful in Nigeria because their soups contain a lot of healthy vegetables."
-Chef giwa
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If we’re being honest, Victor Osimhen is closer to Nicolas Jackson than Julian Alvarez
Ik.@ik_fiinn
On the ball — Alvarez Off the ball — Osimhen Physicality — Osimhen Aerial Ability — Osimhen Finishing — Osimhen Passing — Alvarez Technique — Alvarez Pace — Osimhen Box threat — Osimhen Aggression — Osimhen Decision making in front of goal — Osimhen.
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@EwaAdejoke Why do you guys use “have” for “I’ve”. Just like “am” for “I’m”?🤦🏽♂️
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Told this guy have not eaten this morning and he immediately hang up the call.
I detest broke guys fr 😌
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Please don't call me "babes"
Wtf is babes? Am I two??.
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@KekereO2 I like as all of una dey believe say life doesn’t happy and raising a family is Hollywood
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My kids will never stay with anyone!
Not even their grandparents. Never ever!!
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