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EFCC has reported that there is another fake EFCC extorting money from Yahoo boys. EFCC is now investigating EFCC 😂😂 #ThisIsNotMyNigeria

@Sweeeeeeeet_04 Your Dad is going to like me sha 😊

@iam_future Amin. My dad's dm is always available.

I'm 20+ and I've never bath Jannaba before. E shock you? It does shock me too.

@Latifat_writes It won’t affect your account, don’t fret

I do tell my friends during exams, "No be say I no fit cheat o. I fit go try am now make God use me do example." If only I knew, I would have brought that mindset to this space. Imagine commenting on Nikitabier post for the first time and boom; he blocked me. My first blocking on this app came from someone who's handling the system. You all should beg him for me. I promise not to engage in his post again. This is my only social media account, and I don't want it to be gone any moment from now. 😭

Spent the night with him and his female bestie on the same bed bc apparently she had no where to sleep and she was drunk and tired. The girl politely asked for cuddles and guy ignored her, untill she said "akere we always kiss and cuddle, why are you acting funny today" 😭

Create a fire picture of yourself. I will love to see the best❤️🔥 1) Open Grok/ChatGpt/Gemini 2) Use this prompt A) Men: Create a high-fashion editorial studio portrait using the man from the reference image. Preserve his exact facial features, beard style, hair texture, and overall identity with 100% accuracy — no alterations to face structure or expression. He is seated in a modern minimalist designer chair, wearing a sharply tailored black power suit with a structured blazer and a smooth black silk shirt (top two buttons open, no tie). The fit is precise and premium. His posture is relaxed yet commanding, legs crossed with effortless poise, conveying quiet strength and self-assurance. The setting is a contemporary studio with concrete-gray walls and soft professional softbox lighting subtly visible at the edges of the frame. Behind him hangs a large expressive abstract painting of his own face, rendered in neutral beige, black, and charcoal tones, featuring bold brush strokes and subtle paint drips, and below is written the signature [insert your name] B) Women Create a high-fashion editorial portrait of a young woman from the reference image. A confident woman sits in a modern designer chair, wearing a sharp, tailored black power suit with a structured blazer and sleek black silk blouse, no tie, paired with elegant pointed-toe heels. Her posture is relaxed yet commanding, legs crossed with effortless poise, conveying quiet strength and self-assurance. The setting is a contemporary studio with concrete-gray walls and soft professional softbox lighting subtly visible at the edges of the frame. Behind her hangs a large expressive abstract painting of her own face, rendered in neutral beige, black, and charcoal tones, featuring bold brush strokes and subtle paint drips, and below is written the signature [insert your name] omg!... I'm in love with myself!... let's see the best

@Aseeyarh7 Una exchange number or not? 🌚

So a guy approached me today, and we sat down together and started talking. Omo, I can’t believe I talked with a stranger for hours without being shy, although the guy is so free, as if he had known me before 😂😂

@duroteemy @stmajoraa This your tweet na testimony sef 😭😂

Randomly remembered one time I was scammed on instagram. Before I paid, I asked the vendor ‘please hope you will deliver’ and the person replied with ‘don’t worry, you will testify’😭😭😭

@Kauthar0001 K’Ọlọhun sanu 🥹 Brezz is life sha

It's their weak point ooooo 😂 They'll be like; "BREAST IS LIFE"

@Sweeeeeeeet_04 Are you being real rn?

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@Wuraholar2 Saworo idẹ Kunle Afolayan and Kabirat Kafidipe were my favorite Bukky Wright too

Which was your favorite?

@NwufohMakuo This your own heartbreak get skeleton in the cupboard 😭😂😂

I was in my final year in university then, i went to visit her early in the morning on her birthday, with her birthday cake I cracked a joke and someone was laughing from her wardrobe 😭😭😭😭

@Opulent_Maisha I’m not even touching you if I’m mad at you in the first place and we will definitely reconcile if I’m to touch you. The act won’t even be enjoyable if both parties are angry at each other unless it’s a small fight wey we want use intimacy resolve am

How do we even connect if I'm not happy with you? I can't even fake a smile when I'm mad at someone, talk more of faking moan. I'm not sorry, but no intimacy until issues are resolved!

🚨🏆 Senegal show their AFCON trophy ahead of today’s game! 🇸🇳

@ashiedu_victor @kunlenasr_ Na small small LGBTQRST Dey start 😳😂

This “let kids express themselves” thing… I don’t think it will work in my house o 😂 Today I was giving my kids snacks in plates and my boy said I should use the pink plate for him. You say wetin? He said that’s his favorite color. Oga quiet there, your favorite color is blue. Because how did we even get to pink?? 😭 You never even finish nursery school, you don dey choose color? All these “let them like what they like” people… If e reach your turn, make your boy like pink. As long as it’s my house: Boys = blue Girls = pink Shikina

@DamilolaQween @xxfw1da Oshey Ladokite 😂🙌

@xxfw1da that day. fluid mechanics lecture cancelled and another dept wanted to use 1200LT , sighted this sister , it was so crowdy that I couldn't get to her. never saw her till now. been more than 5yrs lol . I still randomly remember the face

University nah funny place cos you fit just casually come across the most attractive person you’ll ever see in your life on your way to a random 8am class and might not see the person again till you graduate.

A push gift is none negotiable and I support this.. Yes my sister, it's none negotiable and I support this honestly.. So immediately you're pregnant, tell him about it and let him start saving up for the future.. What a real man will do is this; Once you deliver, he will surprise you with a divorce paper, gently carry his baby, get a nanny to take care of the baby, and probably marry the nanny... A real man won't allow you to pressure him because you gave birth, There are thousands of ladies that are willing to give birth even without being married.. As long as you ladies continue making it look like you're doing the man a favor by giving birth to their children, they will keep leaving you and denying you those wishes you want . So all the baby gifts, saving up for Pampers and making sure you're comfortable after child's birth is not enough? I am not against a push gift, but trying to set it up as a standard is a big no.. You people are just looking for trouble where there's none.

finally celebrating something

Me the first time I sucked a woman’s breast that is not my mum