imectus

how it feels to spend more than $5

5'8"? Cut, for sure. Cut the jugular wide open and try again in the next lifetime

FOLKYE FOLK DROPS NEW ALBUM THE LIFE OF FOLK

@Sw3nyy fire emoji fire emoji fire emoji ride me fire emoji fire emoji

might aswell since its the month

I’ll pay the rent but on everything I’m cheating

@officeofmoorr @grok @_GambaGirls nigga is lost in the sauce

@grok @_GambaGirls This is good. Now, let’s see her full naked in her full glory 😻

@LotsOfLogan49 @elizaego @Louhnah performative ass nigga

@elizaego @Louhnah Well as a cis-man, you just got me to learn that tampons and pads are uncomfortable, so thank you anyways!

1. Erections are not painful. 2. Erections do not bleed. 3. You don’t have to walk around with tampons/pads (which are incredibly uncomfortable) 4. Morning erections do not last 3–7 days. They last for a maximum of 30 minutes. 5. Erections do not cause depression, bowel issues, headaches, back pain, acne, etc. Comparing menstruation to morning erections is wild. Olodo.

wtf does this mean man

@zambz_julius @wild_rumpus_ gg alert

@wild_rumpus_ @imectus thoughts?

word of the day: cacophony

@zambz_julius @mattybtweets69 ur mother is quite obese mkay

@mattybtweets69 @imectus

Calling in bald to work tomorrow

@zambz_julius @selvmorderen what does this even mean man

@selvmorderen @imectus

Han ene bruttern som er faktisk helt skrudd i topplokket

@ERR0R23_ @zambz_julius

@kyoruyeye k

crazy that ppl online are so mean, like genuinely how do you sleep at night after knowing you’ve hurt someones feelings like bro i’m left wide awake at night thinking about that one time when i was 13 and didn’t say thank you to that one cashier at the store. baffling

@zambz_julius @puddingkvinnen sorry cant understand this fake language

@puddingkvinnen @imectus

tror alltid at jeg har fått hjerneslag når nederlendere prater helt til jeg innser at det er de som er problemet

@zambz_julius @MariRitt what does this even mean

@MariRitt @imectus

en gnagerkjekk mann fra Rotterdam… morsom tanke…

@zambz_julius @ShouldHaveCat thats rich

@ShouldHaveCat @imectus this you?

he's balding 😭

@dvvine7 @orthodoxshiie brother get off dis app go miss a thousand airshots

@orthodoxshiie i write suicide notes in my notes app idk bout yall