bart harley jarvis

went to the mall w Christian today and not only did he carry my purse throughout stores so I could shop more effectively but he also made sure to point out any sales I missed and didn’t complain once about me being a slow shipper

Venus fly trap by Takuya Mitani

at a party this weekend a girl who i just met, after talking to me for 20 minutes told me “i think we’re close enough now that i can say this but i think you’re on the same trajectory as anthony bourdain” and it’s been rattling around my brain like tinfoil in an mri

my little brother making my mom go viral consistently haunts me

@shirtsthtgohard STOP THIS IS MY FUCKING MOM

it’s a knife when you become important at work

they’re bonding <3

womp womp

Wasn’t ready to cry over this 🥺

Good content is being made every day

ruins my mood when i say “girl” to a guy and he says “I’m not a girl” like damn babygirl relax fr

omg that’s like their beyoncé

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if you stay off your phone, you'll realize it's still 2005 outside

In for fall 2024: - smoking - being a brunette - lies

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“listen to your body” well my body wants to smoke 5 joints & rot in bed all day

this is no joke

idiot idiot idiot