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langdon: you look good today, bro. pro homo whitaker: don't you mean no homo? langdon: it's a new era bro, support the gays.

*baby jane doe crying* mel: what is her problem? santos: try singing to her! mel: whaaaat iiiiiiis heeeeer proooobleemmmm?

mckay: would you say you're independent? emma: *looks at dana* dana: *nods* emma: i'd say so, yes

samira: you should learn how to accept your flaws, just like me. javadi: you accept your flaws? samira: no, but i accept yours.

santos: robby i dare you- abbot: robby is not allowed to accept dares. santos: why not? robby, head bowed: i have no regard for my safety.

santos: the girl i like is too tall for me to kiss her on the mouth. what should i do? langdon: punch her in the stomach. when she doubles over in pain, kiss her. javadi: tackle her. whitaker: dump her. garcia: NONE OF THOSE THINGS. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

mel: the stars are beautiful tonight langdon: yes they are mel: you know who else is beautiful? langdon, blushing: who? mel: trinity santos...

al-hashimi: dr santos, can we talk about the ER-wide email you just sent? santos: it's a critical update al-hashimi: it just says "i'm back on my bullshit" santos: the people need to know

javadi: hey guys, in today's video, my partner and i will be trying different hair products mckay: *sprays hairspray into her mouth* mckay: i can tell you right off the bat that this one's not very good

ellis: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! ellis: *throws water bottles* mel: uh... what's up with dr ellis? santos: she's trying to yell mental health and well being into us. ellis: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!! samira: it's working.

santos: must be hard not being able to laugh. javadi: i do have a sense of humour you know. santos: i've never heard you laugh before. javadi: i've never heard you say anything funny. santos: ...

garcia: you look pretty, i want to kiss you. santos: what? garcia, panicking: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULD NOT MISS YOU.

santos: what's a word that's a mix between sad and mad? mel: disgruntled, miserable, desolated... langdon: smad

santos: *dangling on a rope outside of the ptmc building along with whitaker* santos: remember when i said i'd let you know when we're in too deep? whitaker: yeah? santos: we're in too deep.

ellis: okay, truth or dare? samira: truth. ellis: how many hours have you slept this week? samira: ... samira: dare. ellis: go home and sleep. samira: i don't like this game.

santos: come on, i wasn't that drunk last night. whitaker: you were flirting with garcia. santos: so what? we're dating. whitaker: you asked her if she's single. santos: whitaker: then you started crying when she said she isn't.

whitaker: i’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. santos: i witnessed the dumb stuff. joy: i recorded the dumb stuff. javadi: i joined in on the dumb stuff. dana: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

ogilvie: i’m an idiot. javadi: santos: whitaker: robby: dana: perlah: princess: mckay: ogilvie: joy: if you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

dana: ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. robby's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. we can’t get him out...

samira: in light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. mckay: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? samira: no! four to five seconds! mckay: too late!!!