UnDeuxTrois

Read my bio first. I'm too opinionated, so I'll piss you off most times.

I don't like this trend of knocking on other hustles because of NGX.

I'll gladly do so. I started this investing journey in May 2024 with only 40k. I added about about 40-50k more, ending 2024 with 115k thanks to decent returns. In 2025 I added only 20k from January to May (wasn't earning at the time) but the portfolio grew to ~190k by June. Then I woke up to the promise and started pushing more money into the portfolio. My birthday in July gave me quite the windfall 70% of which entered my portfolio to buy some the winners I now hold. After this, I had some big expenses to cover so I went back to 10k per month, then 15k, then 30k. By December, I did "13th month investing" and added a bonus (75k). In the same month, I re-entered Zenith (up 100% since then). Ended 2025 with 600k. By this point, I'd seriously improved my earning capacity, as while expenses remained (as a young person starting out life), I made it a habit to add to my portfolio. In January 209k invested, 100k in February, 100k in March. It's been consistent, and the portfolio has been growing, and more importantly, I've been learning so much about the market. Now I'm up about 70-80% in my portfolio, meaning that I've gotten over 800k for the 1m+ invested. It's better than nothing, and I now have the habit, so the investment will grow with the income. The annoying thing is that people give up as though you can't do both. I'm currently working 3 jobs, growing my income as I build investments habits and skill. All of my monthly portfolio updates are available on this page dating back to September when I started this account. I really hope people abandon this narrative. As I said earlier, we have a lot of work to do. Now I have to rush to court, I have two matters this morning.

This man reduced all the lives lost to insecurity to his second term bid. There isn’t a bigger “fuck you” Nigerians than this.

Bro fuck you . Nobody has time for your rubbish

Guy!!!!!! T for TIP abeg

Sorry but when you guys say "government should create jobs", how exactly do you think that works?

I took an Excel beginner’s course online, and 30 minutes into the course, I realized that I’ve been lying on all my job applications about being an expert at Excel.

The stock market is not a promise. It's a process. If you buy solid companies with strong fundamentals and hold with patience, the odds are heavily in your favour. But nobody can guarantee anything. That's why you do your own research and never invest money you can't afford to sit on.

Exactly Impossible transfer but people are funny acting like there's one way to play lmao

Why are our fans obsessed with target man profile? Why is it assumed Alvarez would not work? We don't always have to play the same way. All of this is just hypothetical because its an impossible transfer either way but its so funny to me how people watch him play and feel so strongly about him not being a good signing

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Hear me out. That's how titles are won.

@orxsco Red cards jare Na our foolishness cause am

@itsteazz The 2nd half* But how Tico dey take beat una sef?😭

That was a great game of football. Let's not lie.

@ushanotusher My panic has reduced drastically when we go down by 2 or even 3 goals.

One thing flick ball thought me last season is no goal difference is enough to put down a team that is playing well. We literally came back from being 2-0 down at least 5 times it broke my mind

these hive mind footy ‘influencers’ or whatever they are can’t think for themselves at all 🤣 that game was enjoyable in its own right

You guys should drop agenda, Arsenal and Atletico have served us up a very good game.

I'm not sure these are the best examples tbh.

Look at a snapshot of Tunde Onakoya frolicking with the family of one of the people putting kids in the slum.

Asake via IG for Spotify "It's Lagos over everything"