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Yesterday was so sick. This is good. The state of the Fortnite Union is strong.

@HYPEX This is so sick.

FORTNITE POWER HOUR ANNOUNCED • Satuday @ 3:30pm & 930pm ET • Big Heads enabled again • Finger Guns return • Fall Damage Immunity • Souble Rivalry Credits • Start with Self-revive

E.T. maxxing in the back of the cop car after flipping an SUV has to rule so hard

@Fortnite is this normal?

Holy shit I’m crying laughing at this. Glitched out invisible llama.

I will be convinced of AI’s utility and when it can sort and hide all April Fools jokes.

I fucking hate April Fools. Every year. I’m not built for it.

the lion does not concern himself with the energy supply chains of his allies

The SPY chart for today is actually sickening. Fucking wild timeline.

Buying puts for tomorrow. Run it back, SPY.

GGs. 420. 😂

Bought the dip in SPY. $644c. That was cool.

Bought 0DTE calls on SPY. Let me in on the fun.

Twitter... but only Americans and Japanese

The City of Champaign is enacting an emergency order restricting the sale of alcohol on the U of I’s campus ahead of tomorrow’s Elite Eight matchup against Iowa. The mayor says it’s, “…to reduce the possibility of public safety hazards…” Hear about it tonight at 5 on WCIA 3.

Guwop in the lagoon

These headlines are actual comedy, they’re invading the fuck out of Iran and it’s gonna happen on Friday at 4:01pm EST

genuinely feel bad for the guy longing oil thinking it will go up just because 20% of the worlds oil supply has been shut off for a month and every oil refinery in the middle east is on fire due to an escalating war with no end in sight

Opens Twitter for first time today. Oh cool, I’m gonna get drafted but at least I can have 3 seats turn into a bed on my flight to Iran. Thanks United!