jack is romanticizing spiders again

Do you find yourself watching a scene of the crew in #OurFlagMeansDeath and wondering to yourself "Wait, what part of the ship is that?" Me too! Especially Stede's cabin. So I made a floor plan. Lots more info in the 🧵 Feel free to share with others! Just credit me please :-)

All I’m saying is there’s a five year gap between season 2 & season 3. So if someone wanted to pick us up in the next couple of years we’d still be on track…

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missing edizzy tn here's something i never posted

As always, mind the tags! This one's dark :) archiveofourown.org/works/63722722

If you liked my weird hypnosis fic, you might like my weird hysteria fic! Rated E, dead dove, 6k, Stede/Ed/Ned (though Ned's more of a voyeur to Stede's shenanigans) Tags + link in the replies.

"How did I look?" "Fantastic." #OurFlagMeansDeath

Sweetie 💕 #edwardteach #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

#WinterSolsticeExchange #gentlebeard #ofmd

This outfit though 🤌

It was so sexy actually 🫠 #TaikaTuesday

@flagmeanssteph Yeah, sorry, you can joke to relieve the tension, but not in a way that is just more confusing and could cause more anxiety!!! 😩 Like people are already anxious flyers.

airport attendant saw my lil bag of cheesecake factory leftovers and said cheesecake isn’t allowed so I should leave it there w them and I almost apologized before realizing he was joking. I just think it should be illegal to joke at an exhausted ND person experiencing con drop

mmmm mhm mhm mhm

I believe myself to be a fairly intelligent and well-read individual with at least a modicum of media literacy, but I’m going to choose to ignore my moral bias in favor of being intensely & overwhelmingly Turned On by the walking art piece that is Edward Teach in his Kraken era.

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