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@ZacStevensDNVR Comparing Bo Nix to Mahomes... 💀

Bo Nix arguably has better stats than Patrick Mahomes since he entered the NFL: Bo: 24-10 record 64.8% completion 54 TDs 23 INTs 8 4th quarter comebacks 10 game winning drives Mahomes: 21-9 record 65.3% 48 TDs 22 INTs 6 4th quarter comebacks 8 game-winning drives

@JeffKerrPHL Ah yes, the usual "trash players that left the team" that every fanbase does.

A.J. Brown had a career-low 1.8 yards per separation last season. That ranked 135th out of 135 qualifying receivers in the #NFL. #Eagles

@NixToWaddle 😂

even more brutal mog

@michaelFhurley Colt 45/Crazy Horse races!

Doesn’t need to exist when we already have these. Grow up Peter Pan.

@NatureUnedited Word on the street is he's a walk on with an NFL team, right now.

In Japan, a gorilla named Kiyomasa got into a fight with his mate. She kicked him out of their enclosure at the zoo, and he was later spotted sitting alone, seemingly rethinking his life choices

@uncommoncurtiss haha awww, are Philly fans still licking their wounds after swearing AJ would not be traded to NE?

So let me get this straight. NE now has a WR group of - Doubs who was suspended because of how he behaved about targets in GB. -AJ brown who yeah we know the story -Boutte who clearly thinks he deserves a larger file. Good luck

@AMarsett215 @MattCouture5 Rich coming from a fan of a team that has Hurts for a QB. 😂

@MattCouture5 I’d be questioning if I want to move on from noodle arm Maye if I were you yikes 😬😬

You’ll be questioning if the Eagles should move on from Jalen Hurts by the end of the this season

@Ola84Nik @elonmusk Why don't you ask the free AI he provides to you to do this?

Inevitable

@christina99106 @timecaptales FFS, is your entire wardrobe TapOut and Affliction?

@timecaptales That’s cool and all, but how many MMA fighters have you seen him fold? His record is impressive, but it doesn’t stack up in modern MMA with actual competition.

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

@9Durden4 I don't remember the last time the Pats had this much starter level depth on the IDL.

Next year we take that step 🫶🏽

@Trombino20 Definitely a better coverage LB than a run defender (at least year he was).

@WiLLieTriLL_ @JonasLGray Yeah, your kicker dog walked TF outta NE. 😂

@jarodcore @JonasLGray Dog walked 😂

Crazy how people are talking like the Patriots are about to get blown out—as if the Seahawks have been some unstoppable juggernaut all year. Keep doubting us. We all we got. We all we need. #NEPats #PatsNation #SuperBowlLX

@ENCBillsBackers @kaylaf_99 Is that Jim Kelly and Josh Allen?

@jarodcore @kaylaf_99

That “MVP legends” clip was a nice little reminder that no matter who tries to diminish it… Josh Allen will forever be an NFL MVP.

What a f'n season by #NEPats. Nobody thought we'd play in that game. I know I didn't. We overachieved in a few areas and it showed, tonight. Hats off to the #GoHawks crew. If we're going to lose to a franchise, that's one I'm okay with losing to. I like the organization and like their fans (for the most part). Congrats to Darnold. Really happy for that guy!

@AllenSales A SB MVP award would be a nice consolation prize.

Drake Maye fans tears are delicious. The crying all over my timeline is absolute comedy. 🤣

@wannabejake9 Hopefully, Drake does what they could not do in their sophomore season. 👿

Lamar and Mahomes had way better sophomore seasons

Will Drake Maye make it 4 this weekend? (by @BarefootWine)

@Celebrity__D @NFL_DovKleiman Nah

@NFL_DovKleiman When even the opposing QB is out here glazing your defense mid-season interview, you know you’re that dude Seahawks about to bring the same energy from ’15 but this time with a nastier front 7. Pats fans nervous yet?

Bryce Young talks about facing Seattle’s defense. The Patriots are in TROUBLE on Sunday...🫣

@gscool89 Says the Bills fan when they've been in meltdown mode since losing the Divisional Game. I think #BillsMafia has posted more about the Patriots and Ravens than their own team.

Patriots and Ravens fans being in full meltdown mode over the MVP award might actually be the funniest thing I’ve seen on here in a while

@Joeisrico @KleaverSports @LukeGlanton88 #BillsMafiaMeltdown continues!

@KleaverSports @LukeGlanton88 Who gives a fuck about that? Ur gonna get tuned up Sunday, feel free to bookmark

Drake Maye really lost a deserved MVP because Dan Orlovsky voted for his best friend. This is legacy-affecting stuff