Jerry Caviston

@hannahcmontoya I can pour one on yours too

@traderjoeslut Women in men’s fields

@Zachary_94 ok

@jerrance_ Hey guess what! What alpaca thinks you’re a faggot for doing that in your Hyundai

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

has the beautiful nation of iraq not been through enough?

YA ALLAH STRIKE HAALAND DOWN

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"I'm going to watch this Norway vs Iraq game as a neutral" Me when Iraq scored the equalizer:

iraqs first world cup match in 40 years and its against haaland on his wc debut.

Norway vs Iraq after the 1st half hydration break

iraq goalkeeper seeing a 6’4 viking run towards him

Who did this 🤣

I’m going to cry non-stop for days when the Mets finally do this.

Mets next…?

Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time

To me, this is beautiful. No excuses, no unassailable mountain.