John Kitchen

Incredible story caught on video of a shark and woman communicating with each other. She was able to reach inside the sharks mouth pulling a hook out. 👀

.@ShaiDavidai "a transparently-hysterical racist cognitively unable to identify with any other position than victim" Read what's going on at Columbia University and other educational institutions. open.substack.com/pub/alistair/p…

Liberated Zone, by @alistairkitchen kitchencounter.blog/p/liberated-zo… Some great writing.

@neiltyson I think your mentor would ask that you add a qualifying phrase to begin that statement, such as "In one way...", or most aptly: "If in this way, but no other...". You walk in the shoes of greatness. Please be precise in your statements, for some may quote them for centuries.

Exploring space is easier than exploring the ocean bottom… Pressure difference between a space capsule and the vacuum of space: Less than 1 atm. Pressure difference between a submersible at the Titanic and the surrounding water pressure: Nearly 400 atm. (5,600 lbs per sq inch)

Top Gun Maverick > Brilliant. See it on the biggest screen you can.

@alistairkitchen The Demon-Haunted World

If you're not religious, what's the closest thing you have to a holy book?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I’ll just leave this here @TheTodayShow

@alistairkitchen I know Warnie. Who is this other of which you speak?

Simultaneously the most- and least-interesting man Australia has ever produced. God couldn't make another like him if he tried.

My brain has short-circuited hearing about Shane Warne. Just cannot process it.

I have now fulfilled a long held wish to watch such classic Charlton Heston films as Ben Hur, Soylent Green and The Ten Commandments, and concluded that the guy couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

@alistairkitchen You mean this wasn't your attempt at a re-make of The Terminal? #AvoidAmericanAir

Ladies and gentleman they are boarding our flight to LAX. I think we’re going to make it.

Second day at JFK trying to fly JFK > LAX > SYD. Can’t get off the ground because @AmericanAir don’t have enough crew.

@northwestdata Someone call Jon Quinn, pronto!

@LCharging Yes, thanks!

@LCharging CTF Victoria Pty. Ltd. in Moorooduc, please.

Blatant political bias. So incredibly visible. Cheer leaders with no pretence anymore to considered journalism.

@LCharging Great. Thanks!

@LCharging "MIRNA INVESTMENTS MORNINGTON AU" please

This would be a pretty cool addition to your bucket list: youtube.com/watch?v=pBNsyN…

Just felt a pretty strong earthquake, here in Mount Eliza, Victoria

I think that I've found a way to get Victorians vaccinated much more quickly. Just tell Lindsay that he can have an extra metre of public beach if he can source us 1M jabs by the end of the month.