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Look at this cool Mark Derosa edit!!!

@TheMikeScanlan @TukiFromKL

@jrobb0211 @TukiFromKL

🚨 Let me explain what happened in 2008 because nobody's connecting the dots.. > In 2008 companies started giving out "peanut butter raises." Tiny pay bumps spread thin across everyone so nobody felt special but nobody could complain either.. > Then mass layoffs hit.. 2.6 million jobs gone in a single year... its crazy the raises weren't generosity.. they were the quiet part before the loud part.. Companies were buying time while they figured out who to cut.. > Now Fortune is reporting the exact same pattern is back... Nearly half of companies are doing peanut butter raises again right now.. But here's what's different this time > In 2008 they laid you off and hired someone cheaper... The job still existed... Someone still sat in your chair > In 2026 they lay you off and nobody sits in your chair. The chair is gone... The desk is gone... A $20/month AI subscription is doing what you did and it doesn't need a raise next year either.. > Forbes just reported 93% of US jobs can be partly done by AI.. Same day... Same week companies started freezing pay.. Last time this happened millions of Americans lost their jobs This time the jobs aren't coming back. there's no recovery hire... the job itself stops existing.. AI is eating them all The peanut butter raise is the last nice thing they'll ever do for you. Enjoy it

The Arizona Cardinals been doing this

Mark Derosa getting ready for game 2 tomorrow:

@Smittyverse_ Matt stairs as well but yeah Harper’s are top notch

Are Bryce bombs consistently the best bombs in Phillies history at this point? Pre-Achilles Ryan Howard going full 3rd deck and Ashburn Alley yam would be the only other contender. Anyone else?

The same way we respect Skenes for almost joining the military, we have to respect Judge for almost making contact tonight

@ah_pod @Devan_Kaney Lost

92 mph.

@JBen_80 Buxton couldn’t hit a fucking beach ball right now. And we’re sitting Gunnar lmaoooo

DeRosa is absolutely retarded. Sitting PCA for Buxton makes zero sense.

@SleeperOrioles Tanking

Alex Bregman is 2 for 11 (.182) in four games played for Team USA with 4 RBI Gunnar Henderson is 6 for 14 (.429) in three games played with 4 RBI and 2 HR What are we doing? #Birdland

First word that comes to mind when you see this cake?

@Polymarket Shocker!

BREAKING: North Korean state media announces Kim Jong-un has won the parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.

@TheConnorPils Derosa fucking blows lol

Benching the best defender on the planet who’s hitting .364 with 5 RBIs over the last 3 games is certainly a choice Are we serious about winning?

@interstatejuche Better be careful, we’re gonna get a “talkin to” here soon

Threat downgraded from "Death to America" to "make America feel sorry" to "teach America a lesson"

@JulianSymes8 @X_Questionnaire @TMT_arabic @grok Thanks chief

@X_Questionnaire @TMT_arabic @grok One clue is if it says "made with AI" immediately below the image.

🚨 BREAKING A technical malfunction occurred in the Iranian Khaibar Shikan missile: its warheads failed to detonate in the air. The result: cluster explosions inside a building in Tel Aviv, causing a direct hit that collapsed the entire structure and killed everyone inside.

Trump being told to keep quiet by the CIA after he learns the new Ayatollah has one leg and is gay..

@SleeperHQ Joe Davis makes everything that much better

Shohei Ohtani's 50/50 Game: 6 for 6 3 HR 2 Doubles 1 Single 10 RBI 2 SB 17 TB

@Breaking911 What an atmosphere

WILD FOOTAGE: IDF soldiers partying in Tel Aviv cheer when Iranian missile is intercepted overhead.

@TPCarney It was a good one

I don't think BlueSky has this kind of gold-plated commentary.

A goal so crazy you have to see it to believe it