June Cleaver
104.1K posts
Thank you to all my friends/followers on here…I hope I’ve brighten your day a time or 2…laugh a little, life is short!
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She must’ve said something he didn’t like!
Dr Dave Cartland BMedSc MBChB Ex-MRCGP@CartlandDavid
Woman identifies as a dog discovers karma.
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A watermelon farmer was tired of kids sneaking into his field at night to eat his melons.
So, he put up a big sign that said…
“WARNING! One of these watermelons has been injected with poison!”
The kids saw it and ran off, leaving the farmer grinning.
But a week later, he came back to check the field and found another sign right next to his:
“Now there are TWO!”
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At age 12…crashed bike going downhill on a gravel road at a high rate a speed. Got up and rode 5 miles home.
Age 50…can’t do anything for a week cause I slept on the wrong pillow.
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@Soaringeagle45 Not me; my mom was always home & as a girl, I never had to defend myself 🤷🏼♀️
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Don’t mess around with anyone over 50!
They are built different, their families had them formally trained in something by the time they were 2.
They had keys to the house by age 5.
They could cook full meals at 7 and were pretty much self sufficient at 9.
They left their house at dawn every summer morning and didn't come back till nightfall and survived all day on water from garden hoses.
They spent three quarters of their lives by themselves with a parent maybe checking on them twice a month.
They know 15 different ways to remove blood stains from clothing.
They are the real mess
around and find out people.
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An old man is driving down I-95 when his wife calls his cellphone.
“Bob, be careful” she says, “I just heard on the news that there’s one car driving the wrong way on the highway”
Bob yells back, “One!!! There’s hundreds of them”
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Who remembers…
“It’s 10 p.m. Do you know where your children are?
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My mind says I’m gonna run 5 miles today…
My body says the hell you are!
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A very successful divorced woman was tired of the hustle and bustle with people and wanted to try something new that she’d never done before.
She decided to go to a farm, dressed in her business suit, and ask for a job.
She asked the farmer, “I’m recently divorced, do you have a job I can have, I’ll do anything”
The farmer asked, “Well, ma’am, I think you’re overqualified for this but do you think you could pick lemons?”
The woman replied, “I seem to be a pro at that, I’ve already picked 3”
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🚨 LMAO! President Trump had the WHOLE ROOM rolling as he alludes to the Democrats' "NO KINGS" hypocrisy
"I want to congratulate Charles on having made a fantastic speech today at Congress. He got the Democrats to STAND! I've never been able to do it! I couldn't believe it!"
"They liked him more than they've ever liked any Republican OR Democrat, actually"
🤣🔥
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🚨 NOW: At the state dinner for British King Charles, President Trump offered a toast to the 250th anniversary of AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE from Britain
47 is straight up trolling at this point 🤣
God, I love this country 🇺🇸
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@lilysm1965 @nicksortor Thank you for posting. How did it come to be named “Trump”?
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🔥 EPIC! King Charles just gifted President Trump the BELL from the UK's HMS Trump, which was a WWII submarine
HMS Trump sank SEVERAL Japanese ships during the war
47 looks so excited 😂
CHARLES: "And should you ever need to get hold of us, just give us a ring!" 🤣🔔
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@nicksortor I think Trump started the joke by having all the Revolutionary soldiers lined up welcoming the king.
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🚨 LMFAO! King Charles is dropping JOKES at the White House dinner tonight
"Thank you, Mr. President and Mrs. Trump for your splendid dinner this evening, which, may I say, is a VERY considerable improvement on the Boston Tea Party."
🤣🔥
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