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Sumali Aralık 2020
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
guy whos only been to new orleans for mardi gras be like when do they throw the beads
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@BirkinAura·
this summer will be dedicated to me being insanely sexy & gorgeous and having so much fun
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fluttershy@hwrtyed·
u gotta stop acting all surprised when a guy is the worst person ever
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Anthony Nash@_anthonynash·
@keepoffgrasss yeah there's no shot, and there's also no way *he's* chill and awesome so it's all just one big spiral
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
classic news interview; akin to when teens were choking themselves to get high or that guy turned zombie on bath salts. most kids know little to zero people doing it in real life but parents hardcore go all in with worry. and if u did know a kid doing that they were weird.
FearBuck@FearedBuck

CBS interviewed an 18-year-old using steroids to looksmax revealing he’s been on tren for 10 months after seeing influencers use it They also interviewed his parents, who say they are very concerned “If I have a heart attack at 30, I have a heart attack”

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grass@keepoffgrasss·
@_anthonynash like theres no way people at his school think hes chill and awesome
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
also not to be a horrible terrible woman but #naturalselection #amirightladies bc what do you mean his parents are concerned and hes just displaying his drugs on national tv
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
threatening the avoidant man with lifelong devotion if he crosses me
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
[flirting] are you also incredulous and cynical
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canopy mutt@dharmapologist·
being single is cool if you like yourself
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
hair greasy, shoes too big, smiling through it all cant believe this is my life
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
goin places in my hometown lookin like garbageeeee
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₍ᐢᐢ₎@zaiiiiiika·
“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine 1 me
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
@rit_wht lol almond milk and sugar. its also decaf im just doing it for the love of the game.
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ryan🏁@rit_wht·
@keepoffgrasss did you put anything in it? i tried shower black coffee once and it was the worst shower beverage i've ever tested by a mile
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
easter shower coffee at my parents’ house
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spaniel avenger
spaniel avenger@nicebigdog·
your 20s are for having fun. your 30s are for having fun. and you guessed it your 40s are for having fun
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
my mommy took these
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grass@keepoffgrasss·
playing volleyball except ive had 4 beers im witerally so scared
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