kiraayedarr

ignored twitter for years and now posting here feels like a virgin competing with swingers. hate this sm

jitna gareeb ghar hota hai, utna jyada 'log kya kahenge' se darta hai.

can we just stop calling her MANjulika, she is WO-MANjulika.

only reason to love britishers — The Connaught Place📍

@honestintruder 🫩🫩🫩

@kiraayedarr Iss chinar admi ko bhi fire karo koi

Congratulations to the people who trolled this man for 370 Rs, even the show ticket costs more than this amount- He got fired for a Joke, imagine he is dating a beautiful girl, caring for his family, living alone far from his home city. Trolling becomes a masterstroke in the world of fragile male ego and fake feminism.

@SurajKu64859907 @KashviiSpeaks 30+ Rupee or jod doge tab tum😂

@SurajKu64859907 @KashviiSpeaks Maai nikaal kar 20 rupee kam, Businessman ho bhai tum to😂

They are literally charging ₹389 for a paneer salad just because it has a bit of rice 😬😬😬. ​Meanwhile, I make the exact same thing fresh every single day for just ₹70. Home cooking always win 💯.

Indian parents don't give 'career guidance' they give 'career instructions'.

@SurajKu64859907 @KashviiSpeaks Waah bhai, kya maths lagai hai😂

@KashviiSpeaks Nope Break down 70rs 1kg milk Jiski malai nikal li subh Phir wo 50rs ka ho gya Phir maine usko phaad k paneer bnaya And Broccoli Capsicum tomato teeno mo milake 20 rs Isliye 70 😁

@HumisshaK You cooked it?

Left : - Paneer Paratha I Right : - Aloo Paratha Choose One. #Foodx #Paneer #Aloo

@mishradidi Paisa Paisa Paisa

somewhere not in Gurgaon

payout from x credited to my bank account. which country should I travel with this money, next? wrong answers only. 😃😃

@x__writes Haha😂😂😂😂

🇺🇸 : He is my father sister's son 🇵🇰 : ji ye humare hone wale Sohar h

@aviiiiii31 aapki fielding set hai😂

When HR knows you too well 😭

@sanskari_SM0 mene to first date par hugdiya tha😔

First date par hug karte hai ya handshake?

@Ansibansii don't be scared, be terrified.

First day of corporate majdoori I'm scared asf

@shiuli__ AC and Compressor in the same room? atp it's behaving like a particle accelerator

I’ve got the AC installed, but I don’t know why the room still isn’t getting cool 🤔

@Adult_humorr Bro, it's not the exact model. Purchase 3 wheel tampon.

Brought the Tampon now i am just waiting for her message

@oppsspamagain Black coffee?

Good morning lovelies … zeher pi lo ✨🤌🏻

@SunkissedXDX Dosa bhi aesthetic lag raha hai, batao bhyi.

🌞 Good morning everyone! What's that one breakfast you can never get tired of? 😋 Pretty sure I could eat this every single day and still be happy. ❤️