lance

Turn my heart cold, make bad decisions, have the popo as my only competition, enjoy life later on!

@Kimathi_One that's what's up!

@lance_ned Ukweli uongo?

You can't wake up at 10 a.m and expect to build generational wealth.

@girltoochoco 🌟

💗💕💓🩷

My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.

jersey just feels right 🥶🫶

@Plugyaseku__ Hakuna time

Pale highschool ukikosa kueka sweater kwa mlango

Buy this safaricom 5G box at your own risk. Net huwa inaenda vacation 💀

it's better kukuwa slave of the system na endmonth uko na kitu than being unemployed

I really hate unnecessary phone calls mostly when I'm busy with my phone

irreplaceable ~ beyoncè fwak!

When the first dry shot of Dallas gives me direct orders to show off my dancing skills

Heri vile niliacha raha za dunia juu sasa leo ningeenda wapi na hii hamsini

Hakuna kitu huniboo kama kuchoma na morio akona paranoia ya kushikwa

@Samweigo @mikkeey10 hii mchezo ya taon🥲😂

Americans: Wait Kenyans: Ngoja Kalenjins:

A man obsessed with what’s between a woman’s legs will eventually lose what’s in his wallet.

Waking up with no kids to feed and no school run to make never gets old

Huwa nakaa chini najiuliza ni Mimi niko wired differently ama kuna other people like Me. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble, I don't find any happiness in drugs. When things go south I avoid people and sit in silence until nipate solutions. Hivi ni normal kweli?