gumball watterson ✰

life will get so much better, happier, sweeter, easier and kinder to (and for) me when i turn 24.

Mc Oluomo threatening us is a joke, but Seyi Makinde warning is a threat.. Werey ni gbogbo yin..

Ya gonna meet two new supes tomorrow, and their suits are the most natural thing about 'em.

There have been 4 goals in this first half between PSG and Bayern, maybe 5 Milan and Juventus have 4 goals total in their last SEVEN SERIE A MATCHUPS

Kompany and Luis Enrique (to a lesser extent) are both inspired by Guardiola so it’s hard for this point to land when those two coaches produced that sort of football today.

End of an era 🕊️

𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐄, 𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐄 & 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐙 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 🤯 Kane: 54 ⚽ Olise: 20 ⚽ Díaz: 26 ⚽ What a trio 🥵

A game of football where the best players are the attackers

There is a superhero in all of us, we just need the courage to put on the cape. #NationalSuperheroDay

These be the niggas yall talk rap with….these niggas….

Oh! Opay 🥹😭❤️ God will bless youuuuuuuu! I didn’t know I could actually transfer someone’s money back if they credit me without having their account details. I clicked on receipt, and saw “transfer back”. It credited the account back the money that was sent me. Greattttt!!!

This happened to me just last month. I woke up to 50+ missed calls from one random MTN number. I didn’t even bother at first because I didn’t have it saved, plus I was already stressed out running around for my mum’s funeral at the time. I just ignored it and kept moving. Few minutes later, I’m scrolling through my notifications and I see an alert from Opay… ₦3.7 million. I won’t lie, my first thought was “which of my guys just blessed me like this?” 😅 Then I opened it and saw the description: “Sir please I’ll come up with the remaining 300k before the week runs out.” I had to pause. Rub my eyes properly. Because what exactly is going on here? Almost immediately, that same number called again. I picked up. It was a grown man crying. At that point I was even more confused. I just told him, “bro relax, calm down, talk to me.” He explained that he was trying to send rent to his landlord, rent that had already expired since December 2025. According to him, the landlord had been really patient, so he was trying to sort it out quickly… but in the process, he mistakenly sent the money to me. You could hear the fear in his voice. I asked him to send his account details so I could refund him properly, but he kept begging me to just check the receipt and send it back to the same account. I checked everything carefully, saw the receipt and hit transfer back, immediately the full ₦3.7 million was back. In less than 10secs, he called again… this time with his wife on the line. Both of them were praying, thanking me non-stop. That moment just stayed with me. Because honestly, not every story like this ends well. Some people would have gone ghost instantly. And real talk, the speed and ease of that transaction is something else. The fact that everything was that smooth made it possible to fix the mistake quickly. Opay really made that whole process stress-free. No wonder so many people use it daily. @OPay_NG, respect where it’s due.

my 🐐

Bayern - PSG Arsenal - Atletico

me and the boys before THE ODYSSEY

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Robert De Niro being more Irish than Italian and Ray Liotta basically not being Italian at all both playing mafia associated who couldn’t be made because of purity, Martin Scorsese is a fucking bloodhound

Happy 29th birthday to the beautiful Michelle Alozie 🎉❤️

You need to touch saltwater sometimes not always grass.

“Me and Mr. Marathon used to sneak college girls in this way.” - Lamplighter ‘THE BOYS’ 2x07