lincoln

sex must be good but like have you ever given an album a 10 on your first listen

Guys my boyfriend put his credit card in a magic wand and took me on a shopping spree for my birthday 😭

Gov't wants to increase Pay As You Earn (PAYE) to 40% If your monthly salary is 2,000,000 Ugx, 2,000,000 X 0.40 = 800,000 2,000,000 - 800,000 = 1,200,000 Meaning your take-home will be Ugx 1,200,000 You can as well calculate your take-home based on your salary. 😂😂

In today’s traffic I passed by a really pretty hun under the morning drizzle waiting for a Jaj or taku, I guess. Dressed like one heading to work but from her lower belly I could visibly tell she’s given birth before😭😭😭 Changed my mind instantly 🤦🏽‍♂️

seeing someone's handwriting for the first time is so intimate, like omg why is it so bad

1s² 2s² 2p⁶ 3s² 3p⁶ 4s²

who’s winning the “SORRY” off

Its our time>>>> ‘

when you work in a hospital, it’s either 12 hours of cackling with your coworkers or 12 hours even Satan couldn’t dream up